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Old 3rd May 2017, 22:18
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Ooops missed this one......

Homoured to have won the CFS twice recently.
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Old 3rd May 2017, 22:28
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Old 3rd May 2017, 22:30
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Keep it clean.............................yeah right
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Old 3rd May 2017, 22:35
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When you said we would get to play with something that really bangs and and is often associated with batteries ...THIS is not what I had in mind.
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Old 3rd May 2017, 22:40
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"Yes, you can play with my weapon but only if you fire blanks.."
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Old 3rd May 2017, 22:45
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The phrase "bangs like a belt-fed wombat" did spring to mind.
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Old 3rd May 2017, 22:46
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One of those goes off like a belt-fed mortar...

Last edited by Ascend Charlie; 4th May 2017 at 05:11. Reason: Dang, beaten by 1 minute...
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Old 3rd May 2017, 22:47
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I don't think this is what he meant when he said we'd send a gunboat up river...
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Old 3rd May 2017, 22:48
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This is what the crews pictured when told they were doing weapons testing at Bikini Atoll.
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Old 3rd May 2017, 22:49
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"Get the gun...Point it at the deck!"

*Some will get the film reference...
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Old 3rd May 2017, 23:52
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The latest Issue of Rape Whistles to the first Female SAS Troopers seemed to fit the Regiment's reputation!
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Old 4th May 2017, 01:12
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Women on the left.

Mine is safer because it has a little red condom......
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Old 4th May 2017, 01:37
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Honestly Sarge, I only asked if they'd like to try my helmet...
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Old 4th May 2017, 02:40
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Girl on right:

"OK Dave, you've had your sexy photo-shoot, can you unstrap this bl00dy tripod from my right leg now?"
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Old 4th May 2017, 07:22
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"...No- it's not 'C*ck up and look'".
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Old 4th May 2017, 07:44
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Our weapons are bigger than yours - maybe.
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Old 4th May 2017, 07:47
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Sarge, I can't open fire! Can we surrender now? Pleeeease??
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Old 4th May 2017, 07:52
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Weapons of mass-distraction.

It had to be said.....
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Old 4th May 2017, 07:52
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The most successful Pirates ever! Never fired a shot.
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Old 4th May 2017, 07:59
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Strangely enough, those people kidnapped by these pirates refused to be saved.
Go figure...
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