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MoDs DE&S new multi role Despatch Riders motorcycle met with approval from Front Line troops on account of its survivorbility, however members of the Army White Helmets motorcycle display team were less sure it could reach a high enough speed to jump the obligatory 10 cars or a double decker bus!
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It suddenly occurred to Fritz that at 2mpg fuel consumption, a 5 gallon tank and a 12 mile uphill trip back to camp, there may be some serious pushing involved...
The offensive was a complete success until they ran into a US unit from Texas who soon put their "Cow Tipping" skills to good use.
"Hans, Hans ze hav pushed me over und I can't get up!"
"Hans, Hans ze hav pushed me over und I can't get up!"
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(In Buster's propwash (#42158 - "Bicycle lanes? Who needs bicycle lanes?"):
"Ve haf means of making you use ze cycle lane !"
racedo, please don't award the Laurel Wreath to me (as if you would !) as I ain't got no pic to hand - I'm just putting a Cap in for the fun of it.
"Ve haf means of making you use ze cycle lane !"
racedo, please don't award the Laurel Wreath to me (as if you would !) as I ain't got no pic to hand - I'm just putting a Cap in for the fun of it.
While appearing sound on paper, the idea of the armoured bicycle foundered when it was found that the crewman could hold the handlebars, or operate the armament, but not both together.