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Old 10th Apr 2017, 21:00
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...and then Wallace realised that he had forgotten to fit Gromit's sidecar.
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Old 10th Apr 2017, 21:44
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MoDs DE&S new multi role Despatch Riders motorcycle met with approval from Front Line troops on account of its survivorbility, however members of the Army White Helmets motorcycle display team were less sure it could reach a high enough speed to jump the obligatory 10 cars or a double decker bus!
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Old 10th Apr 2017, 23:42
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It suddenly occurred to Fritz that at 2mpg fuel consumption, a 5 gallon tank and a 12 mile uphill trip back to camp, there may be some serious pushing involved...
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Old 11th Apr 2017, 06:30
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Six months earlier, Hitler had been asked to comment on the design of the new BMW motorbike.
"It looks ugly" he said, "Make the tank smaller".
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Old 11th Apr 2017, 08:25
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Tony Von Stark wasn't going to be held in an Allied prison any longer!
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Old 11th Apr 2017, 08:41
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Using the captured Danish Lego engineers had not turned out quite as well as the German High Command had hoped........
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Old 11th Apr 2017, 10:36
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Why Lance Armstrong never failed a drug test.
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Old 11th Apr 2017, 10:38
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You think it looks small from the outside, there's a four man crew in here!
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Old 11th Apr 2017, 10:52
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Bet Jason Kenny doesn't overtake this Derny Bike during the Keirin final!
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Old 11th Apr 2017, 11:39
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Some say he has no shame.....all we know is he is called Das Stig!
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Old 11th Apr 2017, 13:44
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Bicycle lanes? Who needs bicycle lanes?
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Old 11th Apr 2017, 14:52
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"....and from the Mk I we developed the Tiger."
"But why so much bigger compared to this one?"
"We had to build it for Goring!"
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Old 11th Apr 2017, 14:54
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"Who's manning the side guns...?"
"That would be Hans."
"Where is he sitting?"
"Well...."
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Old 11th Apr 2017, 16:50
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Herr Schnorkel is about to make a revolutionary invention to enable his maschine unterwasser to travel.
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Old 11th Apr 2017, 16:58
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The offensive was a complete success until they ran into a US unit from Texas who soon put their "Cow Tipping" skills to good use.

"Hans, Hans ze hav pushed me over und I can't get up!"
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Old 12th Apr 2017, 10:48
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Oscar Munoz decides to take the safe option for getting to UA today; it is the only correct decision he has made this week.
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Old 12th Apr 2017, 11:53
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Excuse me. Is this England?
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Old 12th Apr 2017, 14:38
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(In Buster's propwash (#42158 - "Bicycle lanes? Who needs bicycle lanes?"):

"Ve haf means of making you use ze cycle lane !"

racedo, please don't award the Laurel Wreath to me (as if you would !) as I ain't got no pic to hand - I'm just putting a Cap in for the fun of it.
 
Old 12th Apr 2017, 14:49
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While appearing sound on paper, the idea of the armoured bicycle foundered when it was found that the crewman could hold the handlebars, or operate the armament, but not both together.
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Old 12th Apr 2017, 14:50
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"Well, you shouldn't have tried to squeeze beween those two trams !"
 



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