Caption competition

[diginagain]

"I'll log that as chop ride, shall I?"

[splitbrain]

Dang, that's another one who only signed up for the take-offs phase of the course.

[c-bert]

When they said, "Decend and maintain Flight Level tree zero"....

[ShyTorque]

Damn! Nearly made it.....

[VitaminGee]

Er, Bloggs, tell me again - which branch of aviation do you want to get into?

or

You haven't an oak in hell of passing that trip.

or

If I'd known you wanted to fly a beech..........

[BattlerBritain]

Don't worry - these planes are so common they even grow on trees.

[Almost_done]

You did leaf through the flight manual?

[Tac Dee Cent]

The phantom plane stoofer needed to be caught before spoiling a third caption photo in a row

[c-bert]

"You know boss, I reckon our flying school would get a lot more custom if we removed the corpses from that plane"

[FinelyChopped]

Severus Snape, the flying instructor:
You were seen! By no less than seven Muggles! Do you have any idea how serious this is? You have risked the exposure of our world! Not to mention the damage you inflicted on Whomping Willow, that's been on these grounds since before you were born!

[Lafyar Cokov]

Bader finally admitted that yes, as it had attempted to flatten wood - this one could be called a "Plane"

or


After the success of the Madagascan Limas Parliament Building, American States were quick to follow suit......

[Crash alot]

"I said to pass close to it, not F%^$ing in it!!!!!!!!

[S76Heavy]

Big bird? Just wait till you see its parent feeding it!

[airborne_artist]

"ATPL stands for Air Transport Pilot's Licence, not A Tree Prevented Landing, Cadet Bloggs" said the CFI, only slightly in jest.

[windriver]

"Harve are you alright, Harve are you alright?"

(Looks like he just ate the big one...)

[brickhistory]

The re-make of the "Wizard of Oz' featured scarier, more hi-tech special effects.

[PICKS135]

When ATC tell you, you cant do a fly by. Listen to them Maverick

[Dan Gerous]

NO! I said put the trunk in the plane, not the plane in the trunk

[splitbrain]

No, its quite alright Mrs Moneybags, no need to aplogise it happens all the time. Same time next week then?

Or..

So Bloggs lied about his instrument rating, well yes I know that NOW don't I?

[622]

But on the plus side Sir, these apples are delicious..