OK, scores on the doors and apologies for my tardiness
Runners up are
MPN11 with a PN heart racing entry
"Look ... in that upstairs window in the pub ... isn't that Section Officer Harvey, in her knickers?"
Danny with
"See that bit of cumulus just to the left ? ..... well, he popped out of that and jumped me !"
Danny with
"I touched the face of God" ........ "What was it like ?" ......."A bit hairy, actually - he'd got a beard !"
And the winner is MPN11 with
"... and then over there, between the parallel runways, we will need some large Passenger Terminals. I reckon 5, enventually. RAF Heathrow will really be something when it's finished."
Well done guys, you were all winners of the Coffman trophy in my mind.