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Old 1st Sep 2016, 11:08
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Originally Posted by Arm out the window
"Well boys, it's true I don't mind munching the odd carpet, but zis one is just not up to scratch I'm afraid."
"No, I meant send carpet to München"
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Old 1st Sep 2016, 11:54
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I swear he said he'd leave the key under the mat!

Edit: apologies to Jim's Bro - don't know how I missed that.

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Old 1st Sep 2016, 11:58
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"Right size, wrong colour" was Angela Merkel's response upon seeing Donald Trump's inauguration present.
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Old 1st Sep 2016, 12:06
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Angela Merkel - talking a "walk on the white side"!
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Old 1st Sep 2016, 12:29
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"Are you sure this is my carpet, and not MPN11's?"
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Old 1st Sep 2016, 13:06
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A dilemma for the German leader as she is told that her red carpet is pointing towards Poland.
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Old 1st Sep 2016, 13:41
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Would that make it a Liebensraum carpet?
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Old 1st Sep 2016, 14:42
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Ok I will score this one on the weekend.

Wander00 thank you for the update, if in contact pass on my regards to him
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Old 2nd Sep 2016, 12:52
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Nein, Dumbkopf....I said I wanted to "Axe the Minister".
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Old 2nd Sep 2016, 12:54
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It is a gift for Herr Corbyn so that he is more comfortable on train journeys. Don't forget to wipe your shoes on it first!
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Old 2nd Sep 2016, 20:21
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NL - I think Danny is having an occasional look-see - He responded to a post of "anyone know when...." Hence my post


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Old 2nd Sep 2016, 20:57
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
I'll hold it down as you step on then we will see if it really flies
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Old 2nd Sep 2016, 22:56
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OK, this carpet will do for whoever is the next US President. Now where's my new one?
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Old 2nd Sep 2016, 23:16
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Whoa, there was a crack under there. Lucky eh?
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Old 3rd Sep 2016, 17:12
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"It's not a crack, Ma'am.... It's your reflection in a puddle."
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Old 3rd Sep 2016, 18:15
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And the winner is MPN11

With

No, I am NOT goose-stepping. Verstein?
2nd is Shytorque with his last entry.

Over to MPN11

And thinking of you and of the service on Monday Danny

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Old 3rd Sep 2016, 18:46
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OMG, I won? Wow ... I'm chuffed!!

Sadly I'm away in the USA, iPad only, so not able to take advantage. I must therefore defer to shytorque to kick off the next round.
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Old 3rd Sep 2016, 22:35
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Ooer... I hadn't prepared a speech!

Here's one photo I took myself:

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Old 3rd Sep 2016, 22:41
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The full impact of Defence cuts was finally revealed
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Old 3rd Sep 2016, 22:46
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Having a flight engineer on the RAF balloon ended in tears when it became clear that the irresistible lure of donuts exceeded the breaking strain on his monkey harness.
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