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Old 30th Nov 2016, 12:56
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It was shortly after the Pilot shouted 'Boo' that the Nav was never seen again!
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 12:59
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"If you don't stop that incessant whistling down there, I'll strangle you!"
"Oh! Its a song I've just thought of, I'm calling it 'Hanging Around'. When this is all over, I'm starting a band. I haven't thought of a name... but you've just given me an idea."
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 13:13
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... "Yeah, sitting up here like a board chairman, I often think up songs, too - my latest is called 'Dangling on a String'."
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 13:17
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..."I'll bet it has a great hook."
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 13:23
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I know it's a long way to Tipperary, but over the side he goes...
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 13:26
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"I'm thinking of making films, too. Perhaps 'Hang Em High?'"
"Don't think that will catch on, Clint."
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 13:46
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"This recce from ships is all very clever, but the technology seems to have moved backwards. After all, Noah used a Dove."
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 15:08
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"You mark my words, in the future the winchman will hang underneath the aircraft"
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 15:14
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The Nav persisted with his imaginary talk with the Frog....."How high is the Water Froggy? Knee Deep....Knee Deep!".
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 17:24
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And you tell me this was designed by the same guy who designed the Spitfire, rubbish!
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 18:36
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Looks like we bought it Skipper, tell Simpkins to cut the price tag off now
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 18:42
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The original flight simulator was, in many respects, more true to life than its modern counterpart; however, both are lacking any form of forward motion.
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 21:37
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We've successfully boarded her Carruthers. Hoist the Jolly Roger if you will!
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Old 30th Nov 2016, 22:02
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...."Hoo-ray and up she rises !".....
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Old 1st Dec 2016, 01:23
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Quick! Lets get underway before Nutty copies anymore of my captions!!!
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Old 1st Dec 2016, 07:32
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Well we've got this, but I don't know where the carpenter went.
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Old 1st Dec 2016, 07:38
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I was wondering why you called it the old string bag...
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Old 1st Dec 2016, 08:07
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The captain amused himself by fishing for great white sharks.
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Old 1st Dec 2016, 08:37
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About to be cast adrift with the remaining loyalists, Sub-Lt Bligh ponders if they have the fuel to make Timor.
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Old 1st Dec 2016, 09:33
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The search for Seaman Staines continued...
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