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Old 3rd Jul 2007, 14:31
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"Bring out the gimp...."
 
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Having run out of sand bags, Staff used his initiative and started using old bags.
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Careful with your belt buckle, young man!
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It was every man for himself as the new delivery of Army Wives arrived at the Depot...
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Recruitment had failed. Retention had failed.
All ranks reported for pressgang duties. Sadly targeting the old waafs home didn't bring the skillset the job required.
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Re-make of "The Hill" lacked the grittiness of the original.....
 
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"Is that a pistol in your pocket...."
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Old, sturdy and built to survive the Cold War.
There's also a 4-tonner in the photo.
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Woman - ''Your gun is digging into my hip''

or

'The European mail order bride was not really what Sgt. Bilko had in mind'

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''Back off lads, shes mine!!''
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Soldiers have a "guess the weight" contest in between driving lessons.
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Old 3rd Jul 2007, 23:05
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Rules of Pulling number 1; "Avoid disappointment; go ugly early"

With the rivers in spate, you could pick up an old trout anywhere.

The often-promised truckload of nurses from Rinteln finally arrive.

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Old 3rd Jul 2007, 23:16
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Sorry chaps I'll have to throw this one back - the RAF say they don't want her - 'cos her legs are on the right way up!
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Old 4th Jul 2007, 06:53
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The other five laughed, until they were told the meaning of 'sloppy seconds'
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Old woman: 'leave me alone - my Humber area doesn't need evacuating!'
(see the original caption)
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Old 4th Jul 2007, 12:29
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"Gok Wan may well think you would Look Good Naked, madam, but the sarge here begs to differ."
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Old 4th Jul 2007, 13:02
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The Army brings in the props for the RAF's 'Battle of Britain' Role Demo display.
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Now that Air Command had followed the helicopter lead and been taken under the wing of the army, g-pants had been re-designed and "taking your bird up in the air" had become less fun..........
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Tango25: Feet wet.
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1: BFBS "Celebrity Come Dancing" gets off to a shaky start!

2: "You should see the size of the one that got away!"

3: Army fail 'Situational Awareness' test ....... "THERE'S NO F**KING WATER!" a Directing Staff Assessor was heard to comment.
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The Army top brass soon realised that getting Jervis to do the CSE Show was a mistake.
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