Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Wikiposts
Search
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 20th Jun 2007, 14:49
  #3881 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Mystic Orient
Posts: 309
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Do take a look-see: it is NOT horizontal!
seekayess is offline  
Old 20th Jun 2007, 15:15
  #3882 (permalink)  
Red On, Green On
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the woods and the water
Age: 24
Posts: 6,487
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
The Red Army's answer to Pan's People puts on a cracking display.
airborne_artist is offline  
Old 20th Jun 2007, 15:19
  #3883 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Somewhere in England
Posts: 173
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Caption competition

Anyone for a Chinese takeaway tonight ?
EnigmAviation is offline  
Old 20th Jun 2007, 15:22
  #3884 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Somewhere in England
Posts: 173
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
OR...................

New recruits for the China Air Force practice rapid and smooth cockpit entry (RASCET) techniques without the use of ladders
EnigmAviation is offline  
Old 20th Jun 2007, 19:33
  #3885 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Emptying the litter bin
Age: 65
Posts: 409
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
The parade commander regrets telling the parade to spread those legs youve got nothing to lose.
PICKS135 is offline  
Old 20th Jun 2007, 19:57
  #3886 (permalink)  

Avoid imitations
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 14,576
Received 425 Likes on 224 Posts
No, no NO! For the last time - it's

"Preeeseeeent ARMS !

ShyTorque is online now  
Old 20th Jun 2007, 22:34
  #3887 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Lincolnshire
Age: 64
Posts: 2,278
Received 36 Likes on 14 Posts
The Chinese demonstrated the best way to kick President Bliar's backside.
ZH875 is online now  
Old 20th Jun 2007, 22:40
  #3888 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: A lot closer to the sea
Posts: 665
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
North Korean uniform regs demanded that collars and cuffs matched.
WhiteOvies is offline  
Old 20th Jun 2007, 22:41
  #3889 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: .....................................
Posts: 365
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Presenting......"The Chinese women's Army farting display team 2007".
samuraimatt is offline  
Old 20th Jun 2007, 22:53
  #3890 (permalink)  

Avoid imitations
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 14,576
Received 425 Likes on 224 Posts
I'm sure the one at the back's Fanny Brown
ShyTorque is online now  
Old 20th Jun 2007, 23:04
  #3891 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: uk
Posts: 22
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
With a jump, feet together...........place!

Or

These boots were made for walking.....
push&start is offline  
Old 21st Jun 2007, 08:52
  #3892 (permalink)  
6Z3
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: God's Country
Posts: 646
Received 4 Likes on 2 Posts
ALW's latest:
.
Subuteo - The Opera:
Finalists Rehearse #You'll Never Walk Alone
6Z3 is offline  
Old 21st Jun 2007, 11:19
  #3893 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: South
Posts: 160
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
The demonstration of minefield laying techniques with the new Ping-Pong ball style mines went down a storm.
bowly is offline  
Old 21st Jun 2007, 11:28
  #3894 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Surrey Hills
Posts: 1,478
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
We may be Military but no "Commando" dressing on this parade - Check!
aviate1138 is offline  
Old 21st Jun 2007, 16:55
  #3895 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: UK
Posts: 786
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
The Band of the Chinese Women's Army Corps, despite a lack of funding for instruments, still manage to perform a passable rendition of "Whistle Down the Wind"


or


After taking a leaf out of the book of the SAS and Delta Force, the Chinese develop their own Crack Troops.............
Lafyar Cokov is offline  
Old 21st Jun 2007, 17:45
  #3896 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: EGOS Field 24
Posts: 1,114
Received 4 Likes on 3 Posts
Questions were asked in high places after the unplanned encore at a recent "role demo" at Abingdon.
ACW599 is online now  
Old 22nd Jun 2007, 14:14
  #3897 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: UK
Posts: 191
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Farewell

Last Operational Jaguar Squadron hold 'farewell' final parade.
GasFitter is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2007, 14:26
  #3898 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Tennessee - Smoky Mountains
Age: 55
Posts: 1,602
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
"I said "swing those ARMS shoulder high", you bloody useless women! Right, let's do it again. You're in your own time now, my tea's a salad."
Roadster280 is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2007, 14:29
  #3899 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Shrops
Posts: 209
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
The girls display the new drill maneouvre intended for use when a government minister is the parade guest of honour........

Check - ONE

Check - TWO

Check - KICK_IN_THE_BOLLOCKS

Check - HALT
splitbrain is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2007, 18:49
  #3900 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Up North
Posts: 18
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Unsuccessful early trials of the female Viagra on Military staff had not gone unnoticed
Sgt Bilko is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.