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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:08
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"Here at American Experimental, we pride ourselves in suffering fools gladly... Sir."
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:09
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"Well Bloggs, after your last efforts, we thought it best to beef up the landing gear a little!"
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:10
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"Sure I'm a Trump supporter, sir. I go for anything crazy, just like this bird."
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:18
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Harvey had been playing with the spare parts bin as usual, and was always happy to show off his efforts.
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:20
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"Fuel fillers? No, Sir, the fuel tanks are 'sealed-for-life' items."
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:30
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"No, Bloggs, the F6 you're going solo on is not totally different from our T7 over there - they both have wings and a fuselage. Good luck!"
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:37
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"And it comes with a guarantee as well, free servicing and a replacement aircraft during maintenance. Or ... I can show you nice Chevvy Corvette, one lady owner, low mileage ..."
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:41
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"I'm not sure I need this just to make a cup of coffee."
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:41
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So you're the guy with the Golden helmet eh? I suppose you want to see the Golden rivet then?
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:43
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Hoskins was extremely proud of himself. Finding a Sky Cap was quite a feat, until he realised there was no room for his baggage.
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 12:29
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"I may be only a little chap, Sir, but I do have a very long screwdriver."
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 13:13
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Now, unless you sit side saddle, I'd recommend tucking up your "Jatz Crackers" because that engine can get hot!
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 13:20
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"It's the best we could do at short notice, you really should have specified an undercarriage when you initially ordered it"


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Old 20th Nov 2016, 13:22
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"It's called a bullet sir, though I can see where you got the term clitoris from"
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 13:24
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And as you can see, Hoskins, when you lie in the correct position - only the top of your helmet is visible to the enemy!
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 13:34
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Ya know, I heard from a couple guys over at the PX that the Air Force reckons these things are so dangerous that they won't risk one of them expensive trained chimps they got in it, so they gonna use something cheaper.

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Old 20th Nov 2016, 13:49
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"But sir, we thought the AOC's wife said you enjoyed a Goblin?"
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 14:05
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 14:12
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"We planned to call it the 'Boomerang', but after flying the prototype we thought 'Dart' would be more appropriate."

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Old 20th Nov 2016, 16:18
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"Airfield Sno-Blower Mk.II ?"
 

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