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Old 2nd Nov 2016, 18:42
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"Not so much starch this time, soldier - I crackled each time I saluted "
 
Old 2nd Nov 2016, 18:48
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Better in Vietnam, plenty pretty laundry there.
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Old 2nd Nov 2016, 18:49
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Grumble grumble, "Bet the Brits have dhobi wallahs as well."
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Old 2nd Nov 2016, 19:16
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Don't ask, don't tell
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Old 2nd Nov 2016, 19:35
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"Keep going Chuck ... I'll keep those Chinese Laundry guys at a distance."
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Old 2nd Nov 2016, 20:54
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Company commander said we must "Press on and smooth out any resistance",
you know the rule about obeying orders, no matter how stupid.
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Old 3rd Nov 2016, 16:18
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Whatchya mean "It'll work better if you plug it in..." ?
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Old 3rd Nov 2016, 16:29
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Those Limeys always say we don't get irony, this'll show 'em, it'll crease them.
They do say that plagiarism is a form of compliment....

See post 38805
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Old 3rd Nov 2016, 16:38
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I think people are getting board with this picture........
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Old 3rd Nov 2016, 17:09
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"♫.....You put the creases in, an' you iron the creases out - an' you shake it all about !.....♫"
 
Old 3rd Nov 2016, 18:40
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Originally Posted by Wander00
I think people are getting board with this picture........
Agreed, I'm starting to feel rather unironspired.
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Old 3rd Nov 2016, 19:48
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"Is this what the Boss really meant when he wanted everything flattened?"
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Old 3rd Nov 2016, 20:18
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"No, he said a scorched earth policy, not a scorched crotch....."
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Old 4th Nov 2016, 01:15
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Next I will Iron your Bra
Brother I am a man
Know that soldier but you have Moobs.
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Old 4th Nov 2016, 09:09
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Originally Posted by ShyTorque
They do say that plagiarism is a form of compliment....

See post 38805
Considered yourself flattened
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Old 4th Nov 2016, 09:12
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Gay marriage in the Forces was closely followed by accompanied operational tours!
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Old 4th Nov 2016, 09:28
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"Don't get shirty with me."
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Old 4th Nov 2016, 20:58
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When they said i-ron, I thought we were getting some hi tech kit.
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Old 4th Nov 2016, 21:31
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" I can see it now, I will be in for at least $50,000,000 payout after this for being tortured by the US military in Iraq."
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Old 4th Nov 2016, 22:02
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Considered yourself flattened
I could get all ruckled up.... but oh, the irony of that.
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