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Old 21st Sep 2016, 23:28
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"There there baby, the wife just doesn't understand"
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Old 21st Sep 2016, 23:30
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"Damn the old superglue on the oil access panel trick"
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Old 21st Sep 2016, 23:36
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"Errr, you are supposed to get in it Sir"





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Last edited by NutLoose; 22nd Sep 2016 at 08:56.
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 01:39
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Don't tell anyone.. I love you the most!
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 04:18
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Note to Designer: I would sooner pay for brakes than have to stop its landing roll like this.
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 07:25
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Oh, stop tickling me
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 07:33
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Can you hear me Mother?
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 07:49
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Love you, my little Spunkmonk!

"splutter"
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 08:30
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"That's it Bloggs, tickle her behind the cowling ,and if she likes you she'll roll over and let you rub her belly...."
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 08:39
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Its my first kill sticker, removes hand to reveal rabbit
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 09:00
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Avoid imitations
 
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Yesterday I couldn't even spell "Wnaker on the wing. Now I are one!"
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 09:08
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"just you wait, I'm going to get inside you and take you to Heaven and back"

(RIP Rik Mayall.....)
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 09:09
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"It's no use trying to soft-talk me - after what you did last night !"
 
Old 22nd Sep 2016, 09:31
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"No, No, you will find the Coffman Starter on the other side"





In Memory of our friend and an avid poster on this thread.
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 09:34
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"Left a bit ... Right......... Right ....... Steady........Steady.... OK Skipper...... scratch me there"
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 10:21
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Now cough......................
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 10:47
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NO! I'll skweem and skweem and skweem, unless you let me take my huggy Chipmunk with me.
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 11:13
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Is polishing your cowling legal these days?
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Old 22nd Sep 2016, 11:22
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"Now...the Manual says if I press this, it should start".......!!!!......"Get orf me "G" Spot !"
 
Old 22nd Sep 2016, 11:33
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"Now...the Manual says if I press this, it should start".......!!!!......"Get orf me "G" Spot !"
Is that why getting G-lock causes you to pass out?
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