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Amongst those returning to HMS Cornwall, Batchelor was notable by his absence. The 'missing passport' story was just a cover up for the fact that he did not want to be the only one without an iPod.
Virgin's new strategy of Upper Class In-flight Dentistry was less successful than the marketing manager expected.
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Originally Posted by harrogate
Virgin's new baths were ****.
Avoid imitations
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Patience, dear chap - some of us have to work for a living 
I'll do the honours tomorrow.
I'll do the honours tomorrow.
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I thought about entering myself by repeating the caption from the last one: "The lady in the back row says she's done and you can switch it off now, thanks."
But instead,
Wader2 almost duplicated that with his cheeky little caption:
"Mary hoped that no one would notice as she surreptitiously adjusted the seat vibrator to maximum.
So he's "it" next.
(The invisible man joke was probably good, too, but I just couldn't see it
).
Wader2, get posting!
But instead,
Wader2 almost duplicated that with his cheeky little caption:
"Mary hoped that no one would notice as she surreptitiously adjusted the seat vibrator to maximum.
So he's "it" next.
(The invisible man joke was probably good, too, but I just couldn't see it
).Wader2, get posting!
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Bowling ball has man's face painted on it and sent into space......
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If this is an ejection seat - why is there half a tonne of steel above me??
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Call me four-eyes would they........Now I reap my revenge!!!
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If this is an ejection seat - why is there half a tonne of steel above me??
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Call me four-eyes would they........Now I reap my revenge!!!