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Old 4th Oct 2006, 15:23
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One man in overalls to the other.....


"You keep them talking and I'll hitch it up to the catapult"
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Old 6th Oct 2006, 14:30
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Jealous of the WAFU's the fishead ordered hard-a-stbd and laughed as they gently floated over the side.


Are you sure the Skipper said 'no petting' in the pool?
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Old 6th Oct 2006, 15:11
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"Working conditions for military staff have improved following the vote to form a collective bargaining unit."
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Old 6th Oct 2006, 15:17
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Now all they needed was a sandpit.
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Old 6th Oct 2006, 17:16
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"Water Water everywhere not a drop to drink...


...hence the beer"
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Old 6th Oct 2006, 18:54
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I'm sure that's not what the skipper meant when he said we were going to lie low for a few days!!
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Old 8th Oct 2006, 09:08
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"Told you my ego was more inflated than yours!"
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Old 8th Oct 2006, 11:45
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NFF or GCS depending upon your nationality
Just write "No fault found / Ground checked serviceable" grab your budgie smugglers and hop in the pool lad....The aircrew will never know!
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Old 8th Oct 2006, 20:45
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As an ex "blanket stacker" I am truely honoured! No suitable pics to hand right now. Could WhiteOvies take my place please?
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Old 9th Oct 2006, 06:48
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Many thanks 1859 Sqn,


Camouflage Chic?
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Old 9th Oct 2006, 06:56
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"Damn - I think I've followed-through......"
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Old 9th Oct 2006, 06:59
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Does my bum look big in this?

or....

The chap at the back feels the winds of hurricane 'Condi'
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Old 9th Oct 2006, 07:20
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Yo, marine! Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
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Old 9th Oct 2006, 07:22
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cheeky bastard - of course my pearls are standard kit
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Old 9th Oct 2006, 07:31
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Trinny and Sussah - SORRY ! Condi

Time to change the BDUs again - they just clash and have no style
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Old 9th Oct 2006, 10:37
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Push in, pull out - sniff the finger!
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Old 9th Oct 2006, 10:49
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I told you before, Marine, stop calling me Saffron!
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Old 9th Oct 2006, 12:15
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Condi's imagination of what she would like to use her right hand for!
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Old 9th Oct 2006, 13:15
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That's tiny.
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"Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha....Airmen....sure ain't Marines!"
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