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Old 28th Apr 2016, 16:27
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'Below Glidepath ... Left of Centre Line ... NOT Adjusting ... Radar Service Terminates ... Contact Ground Movements on 119.250 ... Have a Nice Day'
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Old 28th Apr 2016, 19:16
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"Never mind, Hoskins - we were going to scrub you anyway !"
 
Old 28th Apr 2016, 19:20
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"Do you realise you're obstructing the highway, Sir ? - I must ask you to remove your vehicle at once".
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Old 28th Apr 2016, 21:22
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"Thank you for flying with NW, we hope you had a VERY interesting experience. We certainly did!"
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Old 28th Apr 2016, 21:49
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The NDB approaches were notorious for their inaccuracy.
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Old 28th Apr 2016, 21:59
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I suppose it will be like the Channel Express at Coventry and we will get a parking ticket
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Old 29th Apr 2016, 02:00
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"See!... the artificial horizon still says we're straight and level!"
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Old 29th Apr 2016, 03:34
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Oh, and let the Engineers know that the TFR is a little too accurate as well...
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Old 29th Apr 2016, 08:37
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Hoskins, can you feel your career slipping down the drain?
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Old 29th Apr 2016, 08:46
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"Oh and you better add the air stair to the list of defects, it's not reaching the ground"
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Old 29th Apr 2016, 08:48
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"Call sign?....ohhh Terminator 2"
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Old 29th Apr 2016, 09:03
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'Bank angle! Bank angle!'
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Old 29th Apr 2016, 09:29
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'When I said "Put it through the Gate" I was talking about the throttles you idiot'
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Old 29th Apr 2016, 09:31
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Clearly the 'Turn and Slip' indicator is U/S
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Old 29th Apr 2016, 11:33
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Ladies and Gentleman, if there is an employment lawyer on board, please could they notify a member of the cabin crew?
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Old 29th Apr 2016, 13:03
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Ahh, we seem to have fallen into one of the A380's tyre tracks...
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Old 29th Apr 2016, 13:21
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Pasta- I like that
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Old 29th Apr 2016, 15:54
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"We were aquaplaning"......"But it's bone dry"......"Shsss"
 
Old 29th Apr 2016, 16:10
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Agent 86...'Missed it by 'that <---> much'.
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Old 29th Apr 2016, 16:30
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It was a drone ! ! ! We must have hit a drone!
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