Caption competition
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I used to look like these ladies. But I joined the RAF and they paid for my operation. Now I'm complete.
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The Marsh Harrier sitting on the building was upset by the invasion of his territory, should he cr@ap on the plastic thing or the guy in the green that was strutting his stuff?
Same old story:
Harrier pilot surrounded by top totty, pictured holding his helmet....
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Due to operational requirements, the girls are photographed with a cardboard cutout of a pilot, in front of a plastic aircraft.
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Pilot: STOP, don't take it yet, they cannot see my wings in this pose!
And Finally:
SPOT THE WINGS COMPETITION:
Who in the picture is wearing wings?
Harrier pilot surrounded by top totty, pictured holding his helmet....
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Due to operational requirements, the girls are photographed with a cardboard cutout of a pilot, in front of a plastic aircraft.
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Pilot: STOP, don't take it yet, they cannot see my wings in this pose!
And Finally:
SPOT THE WINGS COMPETITION:
Who in the picture is wearing wings?
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'In a bid to silence activists for equal rights for the disbaled within the air force, the RAF proudly unveiled its first blind pilot, accompanied by no less than four guide dogs!'
Nd my mate Jason has just sed:
'These ladies used to be men, but I say live and let live!'
Nd my mate Jason has just sed:
'These ladies used to be men, but I say live and let live!'
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'That old line of "i'll take you higher than u've ever been before' once again came through'
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All he said was: Hi, i'm mav, at least thats what it says on my pilots licence
Please note i have no life, and am extremly bored, thus why i keep adding captiuons every few minutes
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All he said was: Hi, i'm mav, at least thats what it says on my pilots licence
Please note i have no life, and am extremly bored, thus why i keep adding captiuons every few minutes
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The RAF PR machine sprang into action, adding some barriers, a land rover under some camo-netting and four girls to turn mav's mistake of accidentally landing in the wrong place into an amazing PR opportunity.
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Once the 'Jock' saw the camera, all thoughts of helping in the release of the new RAF clothing range vanished in clouds of me, me look at ME.
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Once the lesser spotted harrier pilot spotted the camera lens he was transfixed to the spot.
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I knew stopping here to ask for directions was a bad idea, four women four different ideas!
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Once the lesser spotted harrier pilot spotted the camera lens he was transfixed to the spot.
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I knew stopping here to ask for directions was a bad idea, four women four different ideas!
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After discovering everyone hated the movers, the command decided that it would be best to replace them with beautiful women, so that if they did break anything, the pilots wouldn't care.
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Terrorists release captured pilot
The captured pilot poses with terroist captors on his release. Newspapers reportedly offer vast sums for his story of nights of torture, whippings and abuse.
Sharmine (yes i'm back)
Sharmine (yes i'm back)