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Old 16th Jan 2016, 19:39
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...and I name this aircraft "R-Riverdance".
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Old 16th Jan 2016, 19:40
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Just one suggestion, Group Captain. As a VIP, I couldn't help noticing that your gallant lads were making sure that all the props were symetrical while I was falling out of the bloody bomb bay owing to a lack of steps. Now, there'd better be a damn great G&T awaiting me in the OM or I wouldn't put odds on your further promotion off this hell-hole....
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Old 16th Jan 2016, 19:42
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"And then that coarse Canadian pilot told me that he was going to describe his exploits inside Vera - well, I just had to leave!"
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Old 16th Jan 2016, 19:53
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Cunning plan by fox at RAF Gaydon to avoid the Warwickshire Hunt for a second time
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Old 16th Jan 2016, 21:05
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"...and if you recognise the airman that goosed you at last week's all ranks garden party then just tap him on the shoulder."
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Old 16th Jan 2016, 21:08
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Philip said "where are you going?" And I said "RAF Lakenheath" and Philip said "Wear the Fox hat" but there's a war on and I couldn't find it, so I wore the stole instead...
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Old 16th Jan 2016, 21:10
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But would it not make more sense to extend the hangar bay doors and get a performance improvement from a longer wing span Group Captain?
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Old 16th Jan 2016, 22:05
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I do hope Charles is not going to land it, look what he did last time he tried.
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Old 16th Jan 2016, 22:07
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Hmmm are these all the AirScrew.
Sorry Mam the correct term Air Crew
Young Man not according to my daughter who met them last night.
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Old 16th Jan 2016, 22:08
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So, do you crash and burn often Group Captain.
Only on Ladies night at the George, Mam.
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Old 16th Jan 2016, 23:05
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"I'll have the fourth one along, have him washed and brought to my rooms, there's a good fellow."

Sorry ..I couldn't resist..
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Old 17th Jan 2016, 00:17
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Right Marker (Nutloose ?) is in the ###t !
 
Old 17th Jan 2016, 01:07
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Young man! When I was told I was coming to Lancaster I began to look forward to seeing the Castle or the Grand Theatre, not some smelly old aircraft!
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Old 17th Jan 2016, 09:38
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Is it like Boat Race? Do the smallest ones steer it?
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Old 17th Jan 2016, 10:41
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You know Air Marshal, in the future there is going to be a thing called the internet, and all these young chaps will be making comments about themselves, in something called a caption competition.
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Old 17th Jan 2016, 11:07
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So the 14 chaps behind me maintain this beast, and so are actually quite useful.....tell me again what you do?
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Old 17th Jan 2016, 11:12
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Owing to Her Majesty's early onset Alzheimers, a parade of one could keep her busy all day.
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Old 17th Jan 2016, 15:03
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You haven't heard the last of this. I am totally humiliated! Why wasn't I told that everyone else would be in a greyish blue?
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Old 18th Jan 2016, 02:22
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"Yes Group Captain, I shot it myself don't you know!"
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Old 18th Jan 2016, 02:26
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"Hoskins! How many times do I have to tell you, we don't have a 'Dress as you like Friday' in the RAF! Now get back to your bunk and report back dressed like the other chaps!"
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