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Old 21st Nov 2015, 23:21
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Right, confirm listening device now inserted in Mr Corbyn.
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 23:22
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Hey Bob, looks like someone is visiting your Sandra again............... time to buy the new pram, baby might be a ginger though.
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 00:44
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"This toast is only half-done, put it back in the Wave Guide !"
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 05:53
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You idiots ... When I said 'dip the oil', I meant the engine oil not the deep fat fryer in the galley
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 07:21
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"You'll never unblock the sink that way !"
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 07:23
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"Well, we'll need a bigger muster room for the crews when the F-35 arrives..."
"We'll just take what we need from the ground engineers, they'll be too busy to rest."
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 07:24
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"No, this is not the Department of Endoscopy !"
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 10:36
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It's no good, now that it's in SCAF, we'll never find it.
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 15:50
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Hoskins, are you sure you had the camera switched on when you passed over that 'Ladies only' nudist beach?
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 15:52
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Incoming message, Sir!

Message reads: 'Where are you, you barstuds?'
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 16:26
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Tell the Air Vice Marshal that we're ready to fit his gastric band
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 16:41
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Retensioning the elastic bands on these gliders is a reel pain.
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 20:24
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Never mind chaps, all this will be done on Betamax video tape in the future.
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 22:04
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"Er, Fred... when the Captain said toss the snake off...I think he meant throw it overboard!"
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 22:09
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Wow Del's Wendy tatoo really does say "WENt to barbados and had a really long and great holiDaY"
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 22:31
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"It'll take a while to refuel through this !"
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Old 23rd Nov 2015, 08:17
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A quandary for the A-300 contractors preparing for the eventuality of a state visit flight to North Korea.....will the president fit through their £10M upgrade?
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Old 23rd Nov 2015, 09:31
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Old 23rd Nov 2015, 10:21
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No weapons of mass destruction Tony
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Old 23rd Nov 2015, 12:05
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