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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 09:23
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# Much Binding in the Marsh #
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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 09:34
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As the patented rubber band launch system deployed the Mig, the Gloriuos Leader was reminded of how Pyonyang got its name...
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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 12:45
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"I bought you the bluddy jet, whata you mean you want a hangar and tower as well, No No No... I cannot kill you by mortar fire if you clutter up the field with valuable assets"
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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 12:57
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Lt Yung Po was thinking at which point he should tell his glorious leader about the quick sand.
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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 13:01
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"Don't you think it's a bit low for a air superiority fighter General?"

"But Glorious Leader, if we fly higher it would get shot down"
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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 13:05
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"And the pilot knows to do a three pointer on General Sung?"
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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 13:18
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Generals are always accused of planning to re-fight the last conflict, but in the North Korean's case it's true - they are planning to re-fight the Korean War using exactly the same equipment as last time.

Doing precisely that same as what we did sixty five years ago will be the last thing the imperial capitalists will be expecting us to do, eh comrades? Last one in Washington is a rotten egg!

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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 13:35
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'If Sir would like to stand perfectly still, I'll have the Hair Dryer make a quick pass and Sir's Bouffant will again be magnificent'
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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 13:39
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Ticket sales for the DPRK IAT were a little disappointing this year
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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 14:02
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You truly are the Glorious Leader! By standing here, you have cured Pilot Park It Soon's issue with landing on the grass!
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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 14:33
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Pilot here, "please tell the General his new birdscaring scarecrow isn't fat enough"
Tower here "what birdscarer?"
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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 18:16
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Yes, Glorious Leader, I have the self destruct controller in my hand. If he fly south, I press button and he no fly south.
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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 18:20
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"Its for the Remembrance day flypast".


"What's Remembrance Day?"


"I forget".
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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 19:18
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Psst! Don't tell the Glorious Leader it's the same plane going round in circles - he thinks we've got dozens!
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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 19:20
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Yes, Glorious Leader, we now have the same number of front line fighters as our English capitalist oppressors, only ours are more modern!
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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 19:41
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"Oi, Po Kee-Mon, where's my blurry chair?"

or ....

"When we get MiG-21 they will be very afraid."

or ...

"No problem, Great Leader-Thing, we have at least 6 more that are serviceable."
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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 20:40
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Glorious Leader, please to stand very still. Once he lands we will find out which side of those signs contains the minefield.
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Old 3rd Nov 2015, 20:46
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"Keep your fingers crossed, Glorious Leader, and we might see it again!"
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Old 4th Nov 2015, 10:15
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"Don't stand too close to the runway, Sir, otherwise you will experience a great suction."
"Well, come ooooon, plane!"
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Old 4th Nov 2015, 10:39
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Another defector scrambles the daily 06.00 hours service to sunny Seoul.
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