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Old 7th Sep 2015, 12:07
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Why do they titter, so?
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Old 7th Sep 2015, 12:30
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Safety goggles? Why for!?

You haven’t seen the Monty Python Gluttony sketch in the ‘Meaning of Life’ have you!!
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Old 7th Sep 2015, 12:53
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Yellow hat "Impressive fog horn!"
White hat "Ummm - We haven't installed it yet!"
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Old 7th Sep 2015, 14:13
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May I ask a question Monsieur, why are the decals in Russian?

Just a technicality, you can have them in any language..... Pheww got out of that one.
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Old 8th Sep 2015, 11:19
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Limited offer only, buy one and we'll throw in 2 pairs of safety glasses for free.
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Old 8th Sep 2015, 11:20
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Ok, we can all take these ridiculous hard hats off now........oh.
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Old 8th Sep 2015, 14:25
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Guy in white hat:


"Don't worry Sir, it's not the first time I've been called to the bridge and told to bring a crowbar and some Vaseline!"
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Old 8th Sep 2015, 16:00
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First time on a Rhine cruise?
Rhine cruise? You idiot Falofaloo, I said book a rind cruise!
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Old 8th Sep 2015, 18:28
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Once again, the spell checker in the requirements section had caused problems....the Fat Deck should have read Flt Deck.
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Old 8th Sep 2015, 19:38
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So in the UK we would call it a Sam Browne, but in your case one thinks the northern version called the Chubby Brown is more apt.



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Old 8th Sep 2015, 19:43
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"I don't think your doctors recommendation of once around the harbour to improve your fitness involved a boat."
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Old 8th Sep 2015, 19:47
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And as you see we have installed a meat grinder next to the wheel so you can produce your burgers as you go into combat.
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Old 8th Sep 2015, 19:55
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So much for the MOD's confidence in us, this guy they sent along is a submariner
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Old 8th Sep 2015, 21:45
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No Sir, this isn't the Poop deck. Why do you ask....oh....
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Old 8th Sep 2015, 21:54
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"Now before discussing the finer points of the contract, there is the little matter of the facilitation fee...."Shall we say two million - each ?"......."In Naira ?"......."No, in US$ - to be paid into a Swiss Bank Account !"
 
Old 8th Sep 2015, 23:38
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"So when do you think this Government lackie will take us to the all you can eat buffet"
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Old 9th Sep 2015, 06:25
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"When do we get to see the barrel boy?"
"Err...that's an old, outdated tradition that...umm...we banished long ago...ahem!"
"Ahh, okay then. Lunch will have to do..."
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Old 9th Sep 2015, 07:12
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Whichever way you look at it the Tongan Navy's gross tonnage has seen a huge increase.
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Old 9th Sep 2015, 07:14
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The Tongan Armed Forces athletics team had made the basic error of watching the box set of "The Great British Bake Off" back to back!
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Old 9th Sep 2015, 08:57
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"Full speed ahead, Captain!"
"We already are, sir."
"But we're barely moving. How come?"
"Well, ahem....let me show you the Officer's mess. Shall we?"
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