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Old 27th Aug 2015, 14:14
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I wouldn't worry about this being on your permanent record Sir. In the future, they'll be saying "If you remember the 60's, you weren't really there!"
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 14:15
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Nutty assures me that these were the last one's he'll cough up!
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 14:37
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Mr Scott has come up with an interesting solution Captain. A culinary dish loosely based on something called haggis.
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 14:45
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"Told you we shouldn't have brought that damed Persian cat along, Cap'n - worst case of furballs ever!"
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 14:49
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"Jim, Mr Scott was only following your orders when you told him to beam up some more pussy, unfortunately a transporter malfunction means they have arrived all dead."
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 14:52
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"Jim, you and Mr Scott may find them soft and fluffy, but I find nothing endearing about Klingon scrotums"




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Old 27th Aug 2015, 15:07
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Captain, you won't discover this for another 40 years, but eventually, you will be famous for wearing a toupee. Mr Scott here has some samples for you to try.
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 15:44
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"They're furry oyster's Jim, a delicacy in this quadrant, Ensign Coffman picked them up on his last visit to the Blue Oyster Bar..."
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 15:48
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"Toupee or not Toupee, that is the question"
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 15:50
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"I said we need some Kimwipe not quimwipes"
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 16:14
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We found these in Ensign Sulu's quarters. When I asked the Ensign why they were in his bed, all he said was, "Oh myyy..."
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 16:31
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Yes, I'm sorry, this is all catering could provide us with - but I'm told they're delicious with hollandaise sauce.
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 16:51
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They have arrived from Starfleet. They say that we no longer have to "Baldly Go Where No Man has Gone Before".
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 16:55
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I think that they are something to do with Ground Attack: the label on the box said "Mudd Moving".


(You need to be a Trekkie to remember that one).
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 16:55
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They are to be delivered to Tribble One Squadron!
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 17:07
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Typical ... This is what happens when you put the Air Eng in charge of Aircrew Rations
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 17:15
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No Mr Scott ... The Enterprise FRC's clearly use the 'mnemonic' Hairy Balls for the pre-orbital checks ... These are Furry Balls
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 17:26
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You idiots ... I said 'Man the Pom Pom Gun'
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 19:23
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Quartermaster has run out of jerkins, Captain .. will merkins do?
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Old 27th Aug 2015, 19:54
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Mr Spock use all sub-space hailing frequencies and contact the Army Air Corps ... We need that bl00dy Eagle back
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