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Old 9th Jul 2015, 00:50
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'What in the hell is he doing THERE??'
'No eyed deer.'
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Old 9th Jul 2015, 01:01
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Hempy,

A winner if ever I saw one !

D.

CAPTION
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"Yah ! Missed me !"
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Old 9th Jul 2015, 01:03
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I just thought I'd pop outside & have a look at the weather. Doris said there were some Hurricanes coming...silly bint! It's clear skies out here.
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Old 9th Jul 2015, 01:07
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"Never mind - that load of parcels was insured, anyway !"
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Old 9th Jul 2015, 01:18
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"Blackhawk Leader to Blackhawk Five. Was that a hit?"

Blackhawks 2, 3, 4 & 5 (all together): "Repeat please!"

"Blackhawk Leader to Blackhawk Five. Was that a hit?"

"Blackhawk Five to Blackhawk Leader. Negative, it was a deer miss."
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Old 9th Jul 2015, 02:15
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The game is on foot Watson...
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Old 9th Jul 2015, 02:45
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"I'm too young to die !"
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Old 9th Jul 2015, 07:36
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The Poacher's new aerobatic sequence was thought by many to be a little over the top.
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Old 9th Jul 2015, 13:08
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'What in the hell is he doing THERE??'
'No eyed deer.'
"He's still not moving, can't he see there is a war on?"

"Still No eyed Deer"
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Old 9th Jul 2015, 14:31
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Proving that basic training is what you fall back on in a crisis, the Deer hid behind the only bit of Forest left for camouflage
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Old 9th Jul 2015, 18:42
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"Should've used a Dive Bomber - much more accurate !" (Advt.)
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Old 9th Jul 2015, 19:20
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"He said turn right at the Stags Head and then start your run, but I'll be buggered if I can see the pub"






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Old 9th Jul 2015, 22:03
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There's a Hoose Loose aboot that Moose......








Hat, coat etc........
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 00:58
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"I think I'd better apply to be a Protected Species !"
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 13:46
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OK, looks like a good time to pass judgement... or something like it. Great crop of entries, thanks!


An Hornable Mention in Dispatches to Shy Torque:
Buster (rear half of pantomime reindeer):
"Nutty, for God's sake stop it - it's disgusting back here!"

Nutty (front half of pantomime reindeer):
"Sorry Buster, if you could see what I could see, you'd be farting, too!"
In third place Nutty with a caption right up my street...

"He said turn right at the Stags Head and then start your run, but I'll be buggered if I can see the pub"
A fine second to Pom Pax with:

Just you wait fly boys come Christmas eve I'll drop my load down your chimneys.
And winning by a short head for appealing to my evil sense of humour is Wensleydale with:

The hunting scene in Quentin Tarantino's remake of Bambi caused some consternation at the local crèche.

Well done and you have control sir.

Thanks once again to Danny and Buster!
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 13:48
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Well played Wensley
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 14:55
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Well played, lots of good entries and congrats to those on the podium
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 19:57
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Thanks folks! The next competition will be a quick one because I will be away from my computer next week, so judging Sunday PM. Get those entries in early!!!


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Old 10th Jul 2015, 20:01
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I am the officer, I should have the flowers. You can have the pig. What do you mean you cannot handle a pig.......................
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 20:32
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What a little wiener you have there Hauptmann
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