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Old 12th Jun 2015, 08:23
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Welcome to the RAFCAM Delusional Treatment Centre. Would you like to start by saying a little more about your Red Arrows fantasies?"
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Old 12th Jun 2015, 11:48
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"See, as thick as two short planks"
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Old 12th Jun 2015, 11:49
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"Hmm... better put the chimp back in it, at least he could get them level."
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Old 12th Jun 2015, 11:51
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"Nope another failure, we are running out of choices, who the hell is going to operate the pedalo when we get to Cyprus?"
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Old 12th Jun 2015, 12:41
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Power off......controls in the opposite direction to the spin....what the f......!?!
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Old 12th Jun 2015, 12:42
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...Stay on target......stay on target.....
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Old 12th Jun 2015, 12:45
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It's no good....I've tried everything I can think of....I just can't shake off that guy on my six.
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Old 12th Jun 2015, 14:02
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Left hand side - full and free is a check you do before take off, not during the display!

STP
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Old 12th Jun 2015, 14:16
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"If only the Wright brothers could see how far we've come!"
"Yes, they'd put the Flyer back in the shed & invent the iPod instead!"
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Old 12th Jun 2015, 14:33
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It's called the "Butterfly Wing Effect".
 
Old 12th Jun 2015, 15:19
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Chorus: "You can teach monkeys to fly better than that"
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Old 12th Jun 2015, 16:08
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"What did you do with the rest of the aircraft ? - you signed for the lot, remember"
 
Old 12th Jun 2015, 16:20
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It's your own fault for saying you wanted some tail.
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Old 12th Jun 2015, 16:55
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"Join the Air Force" they said...
"You'll fly the latest and the best" they said....
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Old 12th Jun 2015, 18:10
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Very good, sir!
Now this time, for a change, we'll try a co-ordinated roll to starboard... Feet on the rudder-bar?
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Old 12th Jun 2015, 18:50
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"You've heard of the Flying Tail? Well,........"
 
Old 12th Jun 2015, 21:33
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His five minute mission - to baldly go where no man had gone before ...
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Old 12th Jun 2015, 21:50
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"Didn't a chap called Icarus have this sort of trouble a while back ?"
 
Old 12th Jun 2015, 22:12
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It's a new initiative for easing the transition to a ground job - you're strapped into your desk, you go round and round in circles furiously pushing and pulling the controls without achieving anything, and best of all, you can still log the time.
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Old 12th Jun 2015, 22:19
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"Look on the bright side - the BoI will "'ave a good larf !"
 


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