Caption competition

[wileydog3]

Originally Posted by FormerFlake

For the final CC of the year:

"In this picture are 40 people, none of them can be seen...

In this film we hope to show you HOW NOT TO BE SEEN..."

[splitbrain]

At sniper school, before we learn to shoot the warts off a frogs arse from two miles away, we commence training against targets a more modest distance away.

[Beeayeate]

"Now I want you to concentrate on the example here beside me. Pay no attention to the person behind me with the eco-freaking Afro hair style."

[Lon More]

an spokesman admitted today that attempts to provide a DPC by garden make-over experts had met with mixed results.

[airborne_artist]

"Don't tell them your name Pike"

[Hempy]

As a revenue raiser, the Army's new "go Green" garden gnome series has proved a real hit

[Milt]

"Two of my troops failed with their attempts at concealment."

[London Mil]

Swedish Army proudly display their new camoflague kit in preparation for imminent Iraq deployment.

[ABX]

London Mil

Har har har...

That was a winner for sure!

Would have worked just as well if you had said 'French Army ... "

[wileydog3]

And after we are all hidden and invisible, we usually tie a red-white ribbon on a tree to show where NOT to shoot...

[Lafyar Cokov]

As the ratings for Doctor Who plummeted - so did the Monster's Budget.....

[GPMG]

"There is something very sinister going on and it's happening right under my nose"

"SIR....your moustache is lovely"

[FormerFlake]

Final judgement will be made at the end of the day, any more for any more?

[splitbrain]

Listen Bloggs you didn't make the grade OK, so get the hell out of here and take your Johnny Seven gun with you.

[Green Flash]

Swedes, and lots of other vegitation too.













Capt Fransen will kill me if she reads this .....

[Kolibear]

Carrying the sniper's spare target pinned onto his beret was to be Lars Larsson's biggest mistake.

[An Teallach]

Despite his neatly trimmed moustache, when they awarded frst prize to Lars, the judges seemed to have missed the point somewhat at the first Stonewall-sponsored "Military Gay Eye for the Straight Guy" competition.

[FormerFlake]

Ok, results time.

3rd Splitbrain

At sniper school, before we learn to shoot the warts off a frogs arse from two miles away, we commence training against targets a more modest distance away.

2nd GPMG

"There is something very sinister going on and it's happening right under my nose"

"SIR....your moustache is lovely"

1st ZH875

Isn't that Victoria Beckham, wearing a red and white scarf?

[ZH875]

Thanks FF.

The best I can offer at this time is:



Judgement day in one week.

[Brian Dixon]

Easyjet send a clear message to the management of Bristol airport.