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Old 18th May 2015, 16:48
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Steamed cabbage on the menu again tonight Comrade
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Old 18th May 2015, 17:38
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Toasted sandwich anyone?
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Old 18th May 2015, 17:41
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Old 18th May 2015, 17:44
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"It's empty and deep, I wonder what we can Putin it"
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Old 18th May 2015, 17:53
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You can come out now Comrade Miliband
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Old 18th May 2015, 17:55
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Old 18th May 2015, 17:56
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So who drained the swimming pool on Tracy Island then
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Old 18th May 2015, 17:59
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I say Igor that T90 is a F'ing big tank
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Old 18th May 2015, 18:29
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Even with the satellite dish pointing down, I still cannot pick up Neighbours on Aus TV.
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Old 18th May 2015, 19:27
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"Oh my God, they found Tom"
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Old 18th May 2015, 19:27
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Bloody hell if that's the size of the manhole covers here the sewers must have to clear an awful lot of sh1t. PH.
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Old 18th May 2015, 19:42
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"the worlds first bombproof sundial you say"........"we are in Siberia you mong, THERE IS NO SUN"!!!!!
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Old 18th May 2015, 19:48
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Yup, we send them down here and they come up in the Crimea
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Old 18th May 2015, 20:07
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Old 18th May 2015, 22:40
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Old 18th May 2015, 22:53
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The last words of Boris Nowhereneergudunov, and an estimated 80,000 others in a 30km radius.
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Old 18th May 2015, 23:02
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Old 18th May 2015, 23:05
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"And if you lean over here 5 minutes a day, you'll get a wicked suntan just like mine."
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Old 19th May 2015, 00:22
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What Putin wants, Putin gets. In this case it is the worlds largest outdoor urinal.
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Old 19th May 2015, 00:49
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