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Old 7th May 2015, 14:32
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Ok..... You say for the final CAA certification the 3000 passengers have to exit in 90 seconds, Ummmm.
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Old 7th May 2015, 14:43
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As the blueprints were spread across his desk, Michael O'Leary climaxed, then passed out.

P1
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Old 7th May 2015, 14:43
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You'll find the crew rest area on the third floor, through the Billiards room, just down the corridor, second on the right past the library.
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Old 7th May 2015, 14:58
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Yes ... That's quite correct, the Pilots Notes make it very clear ... It has the gliding angle of a brick !
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Old 7th May 2015, 15:02
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OK ... Could someone have a word with Barnes Wallis ... His Geodetic airframe construction method worked just fine ... But his new Lego Construction Method might need a bit more work
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Old 7th May 2015, 15:18
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The Vulture Squadron takes delivery of it's first Sh1te Hawk Bomber Mk1 ... W/C Dastardly and P/O Muttley strap in for their Conversion Flight
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Old 7th May 2015, 15:20
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Hands up ... We need a volunteer to undertake Spinning Trials
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Old 7th May 2015, 15:23
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Yep ... That's what the F-35 looks like when you remove all the GRP Fairings
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Old 7th May 2015, 15:32
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"Welcome to the greenhou... errr, cockpit Captain, If you would like to take a seat, I will just move my tomato plants out of the way"




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Old 7th May 2015, 16:59
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"And as you can see from up here you have a stunning view out front of the aircraft, sadly the brace of 16 inch guns we plan to fit in this turret are running late"
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Old 7th May 2015, 17:16
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The Green Party unveils its replacement for the entire RAF

"It runs on lentils, it's entirely made of recycled HASs, and can be used as Installation Art when World Peace is achieved next year!!"

"Yes, but........will it fly?"
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Old 7th May 2015, 17:22
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Gustave Eiffel comes out of retirement to design the new airbus.
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Old 7th May 2015, 17:39
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If it ain't Boeing
I ain't going.

Er...
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Old 7th May 2015, 17:41
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I don't care what the specification said, that is NOT the UK's new MPA
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Old 7th May 2015, 18:08
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"Will the last man aboard please remember to close the door !"
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Old 7th May 2015, 19:56
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'Will it really float?' 'Not if you leave the door open..'
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Old 7th May 2015, 20:20
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"Yes, the undercarriage fairings are specially shaped to reduce the radar cross-section".
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Old 7th May 2015, 20:43
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After years of meetings, the committee finally unveiled its air bridge aerodynamic test bed.
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Old 7th May 2015, 20:58
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The Great Caspian Sea Monster Mk. II ready for Sea Trials !
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Old 7th May 2015, 22:31
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Antonov's design philosophy : if you put enough engines on it, anything will fly, was soon to be put to the test.
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