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"Well Bloggs, reckon yer mate passed his checkride?"
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It is no good trying to obliterate the obvious truth by putting a "Happy Face" on things... Chemtrails are REAL and HERE and and and "Nurse - can I take my fingers out of the light socket now please?"
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Trust a lawyer to try and copyright the sky
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Early days for the air wing of the First Cavalry..."General, we've got them surrounded".
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One of Pilot Officer Bloggs' first jobs as a schoolboy was making Blackpool Rock.
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Subsequent displays proved that the sun really did shine out of his arse.
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The Red Arrows did their Smiling Face display for the last time. Next season, in an effort to appeal to a younger crowd, it would be replaced by a colon and a closing parenthesis.
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A picture of the sky taken last week over The Mall during the BBMF flypast
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Early days for the air wing of the First Cavalry..."General, we've got them surrounded".
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One of Pilot Officer Bloggs' first jobs as a schoolboy was making Blackpool Rock.
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Subsequent displays proved that the sun really did shine out of his arse.
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The Red Arrows did their Smiling Face display for the last time. Next season, in an effort to appeal to a younger crowd, it would be replaced by a colon and a closing parenthesis.
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A picture of the sky taken last week over The Mall during the BBMF flypast
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Don't think I can beat Onan's cavalry
.... but....
"God" couldn't help but smile wryly as he plotted his vengeance on the human race for furking up His planet.
.... but....
"God" couldn't help but smile wryly as he plotted his vengeance on the human race for furking up His planet.
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So THAT'S how stealth aircraft work - the pilot flies in circles till he disappears up his own jetpipe!
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Winner announced
Some corking entries, but for sheer effort, plus some good lines, including this one, the winner is Onan the Clumsy for
"Later when the on board diagnostics were read, the engineer found ...four faults."
"Later when the on board diagnostics were read, the engineer found ...four faults."
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The MOD again came under fire when the criticism ‘cynical’ was levelled at the latest RAF recruitment posters.
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It always gave the boys a lift when Dave’s wife came to the squadron family days.
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The CO had thought himself ‘forward thinking’ when he ordered a masseuse as a post-sortie de-stresser for the boys but was branded ‘naïve’ when he out sourced to ‘Shirleys Exotic Massage Parlour’.
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Ok, so she wasn’t your run of the mill navigator but Fiona sure knew how to hit the spot and she always got the boys there quicker than anyone.
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Mattell© launches its new poster campaign advertising its 21st century, adult orientated ‘Action Man’© and ‘Cindy’© figurines.
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"Grow-bags or black underwear and heels on ground tours, you decide.."
"Is that an essential aircrew publication in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"
"Is that an essential aircrew publication in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"
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