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Old 11th Mar 2015, 00:03
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 02:16
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"I can't understand it Goose, negative 4g inverted dive 'communicating' with a Mig one minute, next minute, this"

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Old 11th Mar 2015, 04:16
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G'Day Amy, welcome to Darwin.
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 07:51
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don't you tell me you're getting the hang of it and may I have another one , Sir?
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 07:58
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Well Bloggs ... you still don't appear to have got the Outside Loop manoeuvre mastered do you
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 08:07
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I'll be standing a few rounds tonight I'll wager . . and if the old man comes out with that one of his about flat on his back with nothing on the clock but the maker's name, please restrain me
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 08:16
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"He's right, there is less wear on the tyres this way!"
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 10:03
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OK, Bloggs, clearly we have to go back and revise the Cub on its tail stage and come back to this

Last edited by Wander00; 11th Mar 2015 at 10:07. Reason: Idiot! Errant apostrophe!
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 10:17
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Well? What are ya looking at me for? You're the one that landed at Speke, I'm just doing my job!
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 10:20
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Them hot-shot pilots from the northern hemisphere always seem to forget to flip their plane over when they cross the equator.
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 10:49
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Sorry Chief, but I'm going to have to snag the Artificial Horizon...
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 10:51
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for ***** sake mate . .. will you stop whistling that ******* tune? . . .. I can see the ******* green grass growing all around all around
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 14:05
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When speaking about the incident to his fellow students, and with obvious reference to his culinary training, APO Blumenthal described it as being more akin to an upside down pudding or apple turnover rather than a pancake on the 'drome.

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Old 11th Mar 2015, 14:34
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"No, Bloggs. A zero zero ejection seat would not have helped."
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 16:48
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if you still want to paint a sheila's name on the cowl cobs,
better make it 'ARSOVA TIT'.
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 19:50
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"No, it's not ALARP and I'm not the DDH".
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 20:27
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Bl00dy Float Carburetors
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 20:41
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Ok, next time, go easy on the Compass swing!
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 21:26
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This elementary training school will no longer tolerate exhibitionist
instructors making inverted approaches. Especially those so blase they
cannot be bothered performing a half roll on short final.
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 21:53
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