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"I say. Did you just poke me in the back with that stick of yours?"
"Err, no Sir. That would be Perkins behind you...he...umm...still gets excited when we have visitors Sir"
"Err, no Sir. That would be Perkins behind you...he...umm...still gets excited when we have visitors Sir"
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" 'Ere, you're that bloke who murdered Sunita in Corrers by setting fire to the Rovers Return, aren't you, and you're in disguise, you absolute cad, you!" 
"Damn you, your Royal Highness; foiled again"
"Damn you, your Royal Highness; foiled again"
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"So I got my Butler to take my uniform in for pressing and dang me some blighter stole the pleats off my two top pockets"
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"Ahh the Wings, they were presented to me by Tampax for pushing their products in a recorded phone call."
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"Ahh the Wings, they were presented to me by Tampax for pushing their products in a recorded phone call."
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'My dear chap, interesting that you should ask. I pull the left hand one for my valet, the right hand one is my USB Dongle'.
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"..So there was ones youngest, stark bollock naked apart from his jodphurs raynd his ankles, fag in mayth spilling 'Bolly all over his copy of FHM.."
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So there we were, we arrived early at the Herk in Kenya and being the Colonel in Chief of the other guards lot as well I thought I'd go out and bolster moral of the chaps, when next thing I know this MALM is standing on the ramp barking marching orders and had us marching up and down in the rain, luckily a Sergeant rescued me and I was able to rejoin Camilla.
See post 23
http://www.pprune.org/military-aircr...t-laugh-2.html
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See post 23
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"Why is it called a Sam Browne?, it's bloody black"
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Well its judging time, in 2 seconds, so last chance......... OK too late.
In third place Dak Man with "Yes I know, #2 son is a good soldier, takes after his old man, even looks like him....."
In second place Nutloose with ""So have we found out who knobbed the Indian housemaid yet Sir?""
In first place - Brickhistory really stole the show with "Sir, I see you've found the bridle there on your shoulder, and I found this whip out back, so she can't have gone far... "
Congrats Brickhistory over to you...
In third place Dak Man with "Yes I know, #2 son is a good soldier, takes after his old man, even looks like him....."
In second place Nutloose with ""So have we found out who knobbed the Indian housemaid yet Sir?""
In first place - Brickhistory really stole the show with "Sir, I see you've found the bridle there on your shoulder, and I found this whip out back, so she can't have gone far... "
Congrats Brickhistory over to you...