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Caption competition

Old 28th Dec 2014, 11:51
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"Freda, this thing is supposed to be monitoring the Russian Embassy.
Kindly re-tune it from 'Mrs Dale's Diary' "
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Old 28th Dec 2014, 12:17
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I hate Bletchley!
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Old 28th Dec 2014, 12:42
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"Yes...yes, I know it's been a while...we are all very sorry, but the Caption-o-matic's just not working Mr. Nutloose!"
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Old 28th Dec 2014, 13:17
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"Strange, I haven't struggled to turn anything on before....well, bar myself when I dated Buster"
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Old 28th Dec 2014, 13:22
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The Royal Army Medical Corps seen here running up the MOD's latest Biometric Iris Scanner recently installed at RAF Brize Norton to help speed up Boarder Control processing
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Old 28th Dec 2014, 13:25
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With the Sony PlayStation network still not operational, 39 Squadron look for alternative solutions to control their MQ-9's
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Old 28th Dec 2014, 13:30
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Yes Sir ... We've managed to hack Kim Jong Un's iPhone and changed his wallpaper to a picture of a monkey
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Old 28th Dec 2014, 13:41
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Ok, now turn it down to gas Mark 5 for another 20 minutes.
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Old 28th Dec 2014, 13:56
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"I was just saying, these rip off iPods just do not have the same style."
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Old 28th Dec 2014, 15:27
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"Who's got the Manual, Corporal ? Or shall we just pull the mains plug and start again ?
 
Old 28th Dec 2014, 19:30
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Equality in the work place is all very well, but this is ruining my nails.
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Old 29th Dec 2014, 00:51
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Old 29th Dec 2014, 00:52
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Lift Pixies hard at work inside a Bristol Freighter wing ensuring it doesn't just fall out of the sky, despite appearances.
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Old 29th Dec 2014, 08:57
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"This is Danny Boy ... Readability three ... Say again Broad Sword"
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Old 29th Dec 2014, 09:14
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"Ascot 4400 this is Architect ... Copy that ... Six Full English with extra Beans along with six Mugs of Tea on arrival ... Architect Flight Watch OUT"
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Old 29th Dec 2014, 10:06
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"Hello BROADSWORD, this is DANNY BOY, pass your message, over..."

"Cpl, I don't think Richard Burton has turned his volume up again and can't hear us, what a kn0b!"

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Old 29th Dec 2014, 15:16
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Leon ... He lost the kn0b ... that's why he couldn't turn the volume up
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Old 29th Dec 2014, 17:23
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"Well Doris, just sit still for a few seconds longer.....

Ah, yes, here we are, your test results bring good news. Your little alien-like baby in your arms is definitely not Nutloose's or Buster's....

....I told you it was too good looking."
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Old 29th Dec 2014, 17:55
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Boxing Day Afternoon

Granny: "You're always working nights Foxy, what do you do now?"

Grand-daughter "Foxy": "I, erm, wear leather Granny, and fiddle with knobs"

Granny: "Ooh, I did that in the war, dearie!"

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Old 29th Dec 2014, 18:22
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"Ma'am told us not to touch the red 'G' button, didn't she, Sally ? - I should put you on a fizzer for that !

Sorry, Corporal, but you'd be too late !"
 

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