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Old 21st Oct 2014, 16:49
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RAF Bands new single "Leaving on a Jet Warplane" had made it to #1.
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Old 21st Oct 2014, 16:51
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Performance of "Rocky Mountain High" was assisted by laundry having shrunk the uniforms two sizes, Tenor was now a Boy Soprano.
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Old 21st Oct 2014, 17:21
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As a result of financial cutbacks the Central Band now consists of one person who plays a Tromrumnetcymbutebone
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Old 21st Oct 2014, 19:25
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That's the RAF, almost a one-man band.
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Old 22nd Oct 2014, 20:34
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"Those of you who have sore places from wearing this Lycra uniform, Gemma here will now sooth your tender parts."
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Old 22nd Oct 2014, 20:36
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"Come on, Sharkey, you can join in as well!"
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 12:17
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Time to call this one, folks.



In second place is WhiteOvies:

Originally Posted by WhiteOvies
The centrefold pull out from the first issue of "The RAF Jazz Mag" was disappointing.
This week's champion is Buster Hyman with:

Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Royal Air Force reaction to the news that ISIS has fighter jets.
Take it away Buster....
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 12:29
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Well done Buster
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 13:22
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Wha-hey! Thanks Rodie!

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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 16:04
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Buster finds a way to get into the Inter-Services game for free.
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 16:06
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My word, that donkey appears to have a big dick!





There is no connection between this and my previous post. ie I am not suggesting that Buster has a big ......
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 16:06
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Lions led by a donkey
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 16:15
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Here's the rectal thermometer you asked for
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 16:33
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Field Marshal Eeyore felt he had to get out there and add a bit of style to the recruiting drive.
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 16:52
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Look mate ... Your name might be George Armstrong Custer ... But there's absolutely no way you're getting on my back
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 17:00
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Army mascot checklist

Small pointy head, check
Pants, check
No shirt to show off six pack, check
Dunce Cap, ?????
Dunce Cap.......where is my forking dunce cap !
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 17:04
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The army mascot is a Donkey, the sterile bastard child you get when you mate two different species.........Hmmmmm seems more appropriate for the Marines.......
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 17:35
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Hey Jack, nice Ass
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 17:56
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"Yep ... Call the Knackerman would you and once he's sorted Dobbin out here he can have a look at Buster"
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 18:35
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