Caption competition

[monkeymanagement]

The new floating casino wasn't going to work as there was now absolute proof that the roulette table could be 'influenced'.

[mtp_rich]

"Do you here there, all wrens are to muster on the starboard waist."

[arandcee]

Several there that made me chuckle - too many to list them all but the one that really made me laugh out loud (and still makes me chuckle when I read it) is

Fcuk me, it IS a lighthouse!

Short, snappy, to the point (and it's got a naughty word in it, snigger) so I hereby pass the baton on the Roadster280! Take it away . . .

[Roadster280]

Thank you kindly Sir

I don't think we've had the pic below before. Judging will be 1700 EST Sunday 1 Feb.

Watch and shoot, watch and shoot ...

[FinelyChopped]

Dog to cyclist: "Any course deviations and I'll bite you".

[Pontius]

Now Smith regretted his decision to give her a lift back to the WAAFs block.

[RB877]

Dog: 'Peddle B1tch'

[The AvgasDinosaur]

Just what sort of "assistance" dog are you ??
Be lucky
David

[FinelyChopped]

Human, pay homage to the four-legged master race.

[airborne_artist]

Dog "See, I told you you should've worked harder at school"

[Airborne Aircrew]

Rank has it's privileges.

[Safeware]

Dog: "I've had enough of those Leckies, now it's time for revenge"

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[off centre]

Dog:

Look, mein herr, Zis is ze last time I tell you: SCHTOP humming Ze Battle of Britain theme...

[daze_gone_buy]

Now that's what I call doggy style!!

[TheWizard]

Snowdrop: "Fcuk me, a talking dog!"

[Beatriz Fontana]

The pay's OK but the commute is a little ruff.

[arandcee]

Station Commander: 'You're new here Perkins, but when I said fetch me a hot b*t*h, or failing that, the base bike, this isn't exactly what I meant.'

[ZH875]

The new RAFP breeding scheme was progressing well, as demonstrated by Air DOg Randy, who can Sh@g whilst riding a bike.

[GolfSierra]

Should I address my dog on a First Name basis or "Sir"?

[6Z3]

Dog: "Fcuk me, a talking snowdrop!"