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Old 15th Oct 2014, 20:48
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Then put it on, or do you expect us all to run around pandering to your whim?
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 21:26
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Caption competition
Y'know. if the picture isn't on the same page, I can't be bothered going back to look at it.
Is that why you've never won?
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 21:53
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The cast of Fury regretted letting Shia Le Bouf drive the tank.
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 23:13
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Taking Mother in law to work day didn't turn out as planned, Map was upside down....doh!!!
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 23:55
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"Ok, wake up the Transformer, Cpl Li, and we'll make tracks."
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Old 16th Oct 2014, 00:08
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An example of the fundamental instability of the Phoenix Think Tank.
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Old 16th Oct 2014, 08:49
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Well, the manual on the Revell website said that to replace the battery you first need to turn the tank on its back. You then undo the screws on the cover plate ... I don't understand ...
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Old 16th Oct 2014, 09:21
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No... Roger did not tell you to turn it over and jump out!
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Old 16th Oct 2014, 14:24
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Another one of these park, and walk to the Battle Tanks.
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Old 16th Oct 2014, 14:40
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Fox3 was out of ammo when he was called up to take out a tank ... quick as a flash he chucked out one of his banana skins and claimed the kill
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Old 16th Oct 2014, 16:44
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"So on the Clarksometer that's... er ... 36".

or:

The 'Star in a Reasonably Priced Tank' feature did not work out well.
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Old 16th Oct 2014, 17:25
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So I think, sure let the let the visiting Air Force fast jet pilot have a go, what could possibly go wrong......
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Old 16th Oct 2014, 17:28
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Guy with stick:

While furiously poking stick into ground: "Let this be a lesson, knocking up the RSM's daughter will guarantee you will get assigned the shyte tank !"
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Old 16th Oct 2014, 17:30
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Now that you mention it that tank is kind of like Nutty and Busters captions, hard to look at and going nowhere
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Old 16th Oct 2014, 18:43
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The official PLA name for the new tank was "Dragoneater."

The crews called it "The Ostrich."
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Old 16th Oct 2014, 18:53
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"See, I told you you were full of **** when you said it couldn't be done!"
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FFS, Wong! I TOLD you not to let the pilot drive.
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"So, let me get this straight. Chang was driving, and said "Watch THIS!"."
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Originally Posted by Danny42C
"Low mileage, one careful owner. Buyer collects"
But the other 7 couldn't give a monkey's.

Is that my taxi?
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