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Old 16th Sep 2014, 21:23
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Auditions for Braveheart. Mel Gibson wanted to know the religion of the extras...
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Old 16th Sep 2014, 22:54
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Chap on left: "There....I win....told you he's not the real Robin Hood".
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"Noooo...it's stick a feather in your CAP, not cr*p"
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Old 16th Sep 2014, 23:12
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In the absence of Artillery, the SDF became inventive with their 21 gun salute.
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The French exchange officer noted the battle preparations with some glee and looked forward to Agincourt...











yes, I know the two battles are separated in time
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Old 17th Sep 2014, 05:56
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No ... No ... NO ! I said you'll Fly CAP out of Leuchars
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Scots figure out how to beat the iris scanners at British passport control.
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Old 17th Sep 2014, 12:06
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Just say 'No'!
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"Right! All aboard! No more than one illegal immigrant plus one blanket per @rse!"
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"@rse! Drink! F&ck! Girls!"
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Salmond's Wee Army demonstrates ecological heating.
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"Insert youse bottles of Buckfast in the crack an' remove the tops wi' one swift motion."
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"Wheer's ma golf clubs?"
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Leaked photo from the latest Andrex advertisement.
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I said 'prostrate' not 'prostate'....
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Excellent so far..

Apparently there is some other competition going on in Jockland, which is alleged to be better known and more important than the Pprune CapCom...
I know this sounds ridiculous, but in sympathy for that event I can announce...

Betfair has already paid out those backing Nutloose to win this week...
CapCom has been blamed for the epidemic of alcoholism in Scottish youth...
I have been deluged with PMs from the PM pleading with me to "just say NO". To what, was not clear...
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Old 17th Sep 2014, 16:03
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"Beat them? We rectum!"
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"So that's what 'outrageous fortune' looks like."
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