"So Boris, this is the "latest stealth technology" you spent 1 million zloties on?"
"'fraid so Ivan. Turns out the horse is
named "F-35A" and has rubber horseshoes. I guess I should have realised when they asked for a cheque to be send to
Mr Lokheed Martin in Nigeria, but it was just such a bargain!"
"..and you're sitting on the "comprehensive support package" I see. On the bright side, you've been ripped off a lot less than if you'd bought a real F-35"