'ello, 'ello, 'ello
Right sorry a little late....
A very worthy effort from SASless in third with...
It was thought the Police barefoot water skiing team would have an advantage due to their flat feet obtained from years of foot patrol.
Rather be Gardening comes in a very commendable 2nd for tea with biscuits with....
Having been told that their new assignment was to "keep John Prescott out of trouble" the Close Protection Squad filled their body armour with lead shot and flung themselves off the Embankment.
For sheer non PC - ness (ooh a pun) with a little subtlety, it has to be .................
White Ovies
Scores for the Met's Syncro Dive Team are:
5.9, 5.8, 5.9, 5.8 and 2.7 from the Brazilian judge.
Take it away Mr Ovies