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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 16:03
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The drawback of hiring dwarves to be photographers.
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 16:05
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So I told Bill Clinton that the main difference between Canadians and Americans is that when Canadians meet our head of state we only have to go down on one knee.
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 16:47
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Yes Minister, There has been a scheduling problem and that you expected to be at a kindergarden school down the road, where you would normally be photographed bouncing small children on one knee so we will all also adopt the pose

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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 16:59
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".......there a' was......"
 
Old 22nd Jun 2014, 17:29
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 17:31
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"..and we'd fly in formation like this, Sir, if the ginger beers could ever get two cabs serviceable at the same time"


bet you C$1,000,000 this one doesn't win!
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 17:41
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Yes Minister, Jones here did have a buttock clenching moment when he suffered forward rotor flutter like i am demonstrating
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 18:57
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Pierre LeConte explains he is not a Commando but that the wearing of a Beret is quite acceptable in Quebec.
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 19:10
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So Minister ... we are only getting 15 airframes ... they are being delivered late and are over budget ... remind us again what the F stands for in CH-147F

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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 20:42
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If you push down evenly...like this...you get a much better looking serving of poutine...
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Old 22nd Jun 2014, 22:51
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Yes we fly these things, are you Australian by any chance ?
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Old 23rd Jun 2014, 02:35
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Think bubble over the head of the guy in the middle. "I should have joined the Navy (Never Again Volunteer Yourself)"
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Old 23rd Jun 2014, 02:39
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Whoa there Minister, all this talk of F 35's is making us dizzy and sick to our stomach.
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Old 23rd Jun 2014, 07:24
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Do you like my new shade of Nail Polish Minister ... it goes so well with the camouflage green
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Old 23rd Jun 2014, 09:15
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"Well sir, after a long deployment, a sleeping moose can start to look pretty damn good, eh. Their hindquarters are aboat this high, and if you sneak up very quietly ..."
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Old 23rd Jun 2014, 10:03
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You think this is a big chopper? Well, you better sit down for what I'm about to show you....
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Old 23rd Jun 2014, 11:09
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So there we were, I was playing the piano, while she got up on the bar and was shaking those puppies like a severe case of ground resonance.
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Old 23rd Jun 2014, 15:12
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Minister: Is this some kind of pre-mission ritual?
Pilot: Yes it is, once we find my contact lenses we can go.
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Old 23rd Jun 2014, 15:18
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Minister: Is a Preflight Prayer necessary?

Pilot: You seen the Ginger Beers that maintain this thing?
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Old 23rd Jun 2014, 16:18
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Before we take you for a trip Minister ... we will require cases of Molson Beer this high ... each
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