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Old 8th Jun 2014, 18:29
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From the gent in the bush hat at far right:

By jove you are right, this is totally unsafe and unacceptable, as they the men are not wearing hi viz vests !
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Old 8th Jun 2014, 18:33
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The Group Captain's requirement that all the chaps carry a parasol when working in the hot mid day sun proved difficult to implement in the field...
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Old 8th Jun 2014, 18:44
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I say Sarge this new batch of rubber bands are a little down on the Young's Modulus what what
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Old 8th Jun 2014, 19:27
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So which clever Dick put superglue in the Swarfega tin?
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Old 8th Jun 2014, 19:35
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We much prefer Hand Starting helicopters
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Old 8th Jun 2014, 19:45
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Sir, I know it will cost more, but shouldn't we pursue the "off" switch option? I'm afraid we'll be out of 'other ranks' by the time we get to the last one there...
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Old 8th Jun 2014, 19:49
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Ironic how high the cost of flying Bader's replacement legs was...
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Old 8th Jun 2014, 20:59
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"Bloody women pilots, I thought we'd pulled when she said you four turn me on"
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Old 8th Jun 2014, 22:30
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"Walking the prop" (1930s style) !
 
Old 9th Jun 2014, 04:42
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The Sqn CO, far right, loved being in the RFC but some days, all he wanted was a quick tug...
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Old 9th Jun 2014, 09:35
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Well, have you got a better idea, Hucks?


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Old 9th Jun 2014, 14:11
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Officer..."Come on boys, put your back into it, the winner gets a night with Gina the camel"
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Old 9th Jun 2014, 14:28
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Because it's a 4 stroke.
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Old 9th Jun 2014, 14:52
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"I know they are SE5's, but I like to think of them as Camels, simply because my chaps get the "hump" when they have to start them"
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Old 9th Jun 2014, 17:00
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After seeing this early cut, Coppola decides to use a Vietnam setting for "Apocalypse Now"
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Old 9th Jun 2014, 17:26
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"Double, double, toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble."

"But Sarge, it's a SE5, the French fly Cauldrons"
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Old 9th Jun 2014, 17:29
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"I say Withers, these damn Navy chaps are as keen as mustard"

"Yes, when I told them they could hold hands, they jumped at it"
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Old 9th Jun 2014, 20:51
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Hey! Any girl who wants to chain herself to *my* railings and suffer a jet movement gets *my* vote!

Copyright Lord Flashheart.

RIP Rik Mayall

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Old 9th Jun 2014, 22:25
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"Why are they called Wapitis, Sarge"?
"It's the noise it makes when it lops their arms off, laddie."






p.s.I know they're DH-9As
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Old 10th Jun 2014, 01:37
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Flight of the Phoenix was completely different when cast with the All Services Ballet Company...
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