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Old 6th May 2014, 12:48
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Old 6th May 2014, 13:22
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Old 6th May 2014, 13:25
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Thank you and congratulations everyone, you are all winners in my book..

Sorry it's a bit big, will resize it tonight. DONE

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Old 6th May 2014, 14:03
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Ohhhhh Kim we hear you have a big willy, please please show, the girls are getting exited.
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Old 6th May 2014, 14:14
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My Kim Jong-un approved haircut isn't under my hat.

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Congratulations to your tailor, Glorious Leader, he's managed to draw attention away from your haircut.

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I give you the clap later.
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Old 6th May 2014, 14:21
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Keep your hands in sight or you will be shot! hinted the glorious leaders security team leader
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My My said Kim, more than a handfull is such a waste
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Old 6th May 2014, 14:24
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Yes leader you may take my medals down and put them back on as often as you like, (Try that in the west and operation Yewtree for you my lad!!)
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Upon seeing this picture from the Daily Mail Prime Minister Cameron wishes HIS personnel bodyguard were a bit, well, more personnal
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Old 6th May 2014, 15:51
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Old 6th May 2014, 17:51
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Yes Glorious Leader it was 10 inches but now that that imperialist dog, NutLoose, has re sized it is now only 10 cm
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Old 6th May 2014, 18:24
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Have them all scrubbed and brought to my room ... yes Glorious Leader
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Old 6th May 2014, 18:27
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I'll supply the custard if you bring the WD40 and Wellington Boots Glorious Leader
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Old 6th May 2014, 18:33
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Yes Glorious Leader, the girl behind me. She NEVER applauds enthusiastically enough
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Old 6th May 2014, 18:34
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Would you like to see my party trick involving six ping pong balls Glorious Leader
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Old 6th May 2014, 18:36
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Old 6th May 2014, 18:50
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We honoured to give you clap.
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Old 6th May 2014, 21:02
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Dear Leader,
I can do it Doggie style just like all Koreans like it, playing dead, learnt it from an Engleeeeesh woman.
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Old 6th May 2014, 21:03
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Dear Leader

I can walk better than all those floozies 2 captions ago and I think you have a bigger ball than last caption.
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Old 6th May 2014, 21:05
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Dear Leader

Now that you married your Mistress, does that create a new Mistress vacancy ?
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Old 6th May 2014, 21:11
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Of course we all ecstatic, Reader. Thanks to you, whole country completery f#cked!!
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Old 6th May 2014, 21:43
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Of course, irrustlious reader... of course we rike to crap behind your back.
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