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Old 25th Apr 2014, 20:42
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Thanks, Nutty.
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 20:45
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"No thanks, I roll my own"
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 21:05
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"Like wearing green and a small willy, it's Teeny Weeny Airways for you m'lad"
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 21:05
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Ahhh, Sharkey we've missed you you old c@ck.
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 21:08
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WIWOL........and the Blah Jet........YAWN!
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 21:47
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No Balls....Fixed Wing for you it is then!
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 22:11
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I'm sorry Sir, but you can't import any kind of cheese without a permit from the FDA.
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 22:29
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Israel Border security initiate new checks to ensure Kosher Tourists.
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 22:36
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Prince Albert never needed to carry a Passport...
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 23:27
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"Will it have to be taken off, Doctor ?"....."No, it'll drop off by itself in a day or two !".......
 
Old 25th Apr 2014, 23:51
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Once an Altar boy....

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Ginger: "I'm still not convinced its a magic flute, but I'll give it a try"

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Well, I apologise. You did have nothing to declare!
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 03:54
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Mate, while you're down there...
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 04:53
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Traded Dark Blue for Light Blue did you?
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 06:17
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Unfortunately, Terry had been quite truthful when he completed the box on his passport application labelled "Distinguishing Marks".
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 09:56
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"So it wasn't a gun and you really were pleased to see me!"
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 10:31
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I'm Sorry, Sir Ian, they aren't the bouncers I was referring to.
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 10:56
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What do you mean its like a Magic Genie, just rub it and see what comes out.
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 11:12
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Confirmed, one penis ring, but may I suggest sir if size is important to you then I recommend you remove it before reaching your flight's Arabian destination.
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 12:00
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"Aaaand, that checks out. Thank you. Welcome aboard Virgin Atlantic"
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 12:04
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