OK. Pontius Pilot's judgement's are.....
3rd place - "Out of the Door. Line on the Left. One Cross each"
Big Pistons Forever
Yes Dear Leader, this is your new hair dryer.....
2nd Place - Freedom - Can go live on an island somewhere
Nutloose
"Yes beloved Leader, due to the imperial wests ban on all ammunition imports, including paintballs, we have had to build it to fire Dulux tester pots instead.."
Winner - "He wanks as high as any in Wome!"
Neptunus Rex
"...and Mr Trotter says he can supply thousands more at the same ridiculous price."