"Why are we all on deck again?"
"Because the WRENs are having their special time..."
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The RAN realised that they'd lost the battle when the people smugglers didn't even bother saying that their "fishing boat" was in distress!
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"Oi, Fred...why do they keep calling us Alpine"
"Coz were always up on the slope"
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Oooh...Black smoke! They've chosen a new Captain!