Caption competition

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Emergency Firing Drill

Should Normal Start sequence fail, use Wrens to massage weapon until it shoots off.

[Surplus]

Just wait til we find the $%^& who put the superglue on our torpedo!

[Lima Juliet]

Does my bomb look big in this?

[pohm1]

If you think this is big, wait 'til you see the bun it gets served in.

P1

[Lima Juliet]

After the 'Golden Rivet' came the main course!

[Danny42C]

"What shall we do with the Drunken Sailor ?"

[nimbev]

We're putting this one back in stores, might be useful in some future conflict; Falklands for example.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

WRNS - putting the 'head' back into 'Bombhead'





Naval Air Mechanic(Ordnance) are known as 'Bombheads'

[NutLoose]

"Ere Mavis, shouldn't it have a propellor on the front?"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Stick it somewhere warm and smelly" the Chiefie had said, so the girls were taking it to Canvey Island.

[clicker]

After a few gins in the wardroom the girls were determined to find out the answer, "Is muffin the mule a sexual offence?"

[clicker]

Thar she blows!

[NutLoose]

"Ere Ethel, I fink the Chiefy was 'aving us on when he said run it around the block a dozen times to wind up the rubber band in it."

[Buster Hyman]

This ones for the Turkish Navy. Let's see how they like getting slapped!

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As Doris braced, Ethel decided that they'd need a longer run up...

[CoffmanStarter]

[CoffmanStarter]

I wish Second Officer Moneypenny would dispose of Commander Bond's cigar tubes herself when she has finished with them

[CoffmanStarter]

Apparently one needs a Stringbag to deliver it

[ShyTorque]

Hey Gladys, how many miles did you say it was to Berlin?

[CoffmanStarter]

The Royal Navy have finally decided to "spice up" the annual Field Gun Competition

[racedo]

Ask stores do they have extra large condoms...........

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Girls were showing the men what average size was like.