Caption competition
Good Lord !
I got a guy pointing to your spot , he is giving you smoke so you can confirm the wind direction and speed, so Lt Wales please just land !
I got a guy pointing to your spot , he is giving you smoke so you can confirm the wind direction and speed, so Lt Wales please just land !
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Before people ask, I'd just like to point out a few things:
No Swedes were killed, hurt or even slightly miffed during the taking of this photograph.
The smoke from the flare was organic, vegan and biodegradable, made by combining essential oils and finely ground Buddhist monks' robes.
The helicopter's carbon footprint was offset by, the now naked, Buddhist monks planting Pongamia trees on the Tibetan Plateau.
The fertiliser used in the tree planting was organic and low in phosphates and nitrogen.
Just sayin.
No Swedes were killed, hurt or even slightly miffed during the taking of this photograph.
The smoke from the flare was organic, vegan and biodegradable, made by combining essential oils and finely ground Buddhist monks' robes.
The helicopter's carbon footprint was offset by, the now naked, Buddhist monks planting Pongamia trees on the Tibetan Plateau.
The fertiliser used in the tree planting was organic and low in phosphates and nitrogen.
Just sayin.
Holding point etiquette:
"OK mate, you may think your sleek jet puts you in the number 1 spot, but I've got a bloke with smoke and, furthermore, loaded door guns."
"OK mate, you may think your sleek jet puts you in the number 1 spot, but I've got a bloke with smoke and, furthermore, loaded door guns."
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Noooooooooooo, there goes my compo orange powder...
Cringe...
Cringe...
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Ok Folks, entries are slowing down, so judging time:
3rd Place:Tashengurt with the rather obscure
2nd Place: Buster Hyman with
1st Place: 622 with
Take it away 622.
3rd Place:Tashengurt with the rather obscure
"Oi Kermit! F*ck off!"
Sweden, flares, big choppers...Dude! We've travelled back to the 70's man!
"Sven you idiot, get back in....when I said flare I was talking to the pilot!"
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I saw the Kermit pose after your entry was posted - I thought it was well observed. I wasn't being smart by awarding you 3rd place, it was deserved.
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"Ok we are not going anywhere until Buster finds out who cut up the curtains from his trailer to use as head rest protectors"
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