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Old 16th Oct 2013, 15:17
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The Minke whale showed some startling genetic mutation after swimming close to the Russian refuelling base
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Buster stop scrubbing the foredeck, it's growing..
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"Faster, da Admiral will punish us if he does not get his early morning vater skiing in"
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Old 16th Oct 2013, 16:31
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What do you mean it's not Murmansk? It's cold enough - have you seen her...
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"Comrade Captain, I do not think dis is vhat Moscow meant by Cruise the Eastern Seaboard"
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Old 16th Oct 2013, 16:52
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Gorky Film Studios begin the remake of "Voyage to the Bottom of the Black Seaski"
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Old 16th Oct 2013, 16:56
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I told you not to put your iPodski near the ships compass cos that ain't the North Pole outside ExO
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Old 16th Oct 2013, 17:30
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Captain, Your wife, Jumbo, is on the phone. She wants to know what's up.
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Old 16th Oct 2013, 19:28
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Captain running into the control room
Comrade Flatulance, why the emergency blow?
First seaman lardyass, has had the whole 90 days supply of curry last night and we expect a hazchem any time soon

Smile on Busters face
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Old 17th Oct 2013, 12:33
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Final call. Judging tomorrow morning AEDST.
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Corrrr meltdown.
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Old 17th Oct 2013, 13:31
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Methinks it's time to slap on a bit more suncream...
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Old 17th Oct 2013, 13:46
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Ibramavich's kids had only asked for a jet ski.

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Old 17th Oct 2013, 15:19
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Wife 1 talking to wife 2 on the beach:

"I mentioned to my husband last night that the sea was a bit cold. He said he had an idea..."
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Old 17th Oct 2013, 16:11
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"F*ck me, that's what I call a floater..."
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You say it's a suppository! ... How far should I bend over Doc
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The Rabbit 5000 Series is launched
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Old 17th Oct 2013, 18:12
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Capt: Ah No1, a word please!
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No Sir Sean, you can't defect to Scotland... SNP won't take your sub..
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Captain........ Flank speed, ther's something cumming up fast astern

Dont worry, its only the cap comm results due in 6-7 hours
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