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Forum: Military Aviation
6th Oct 2010, 09:22
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

Ah, Hans Bwix, we meet again...

Ah, Hans Bwix, we meet again...
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Aug 2009, 13:00
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

"Hi-ho shilver...hic...away!" or Mashed...

"Hi-ho shilver...hic...away!"

or

Mashed off her tits, Amy Winehouse's audition for the Lone Ranger remake was not going well.
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Apr 2009, 12:38
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

"Fer Chris'sake Terry stop blowing! I admit you...

"Fer Chris'sake Terry stop blowing! I admit you were right. It will fit over your head!"
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Jan 2009, 12:12
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

No, I said Renault Espace!

No, I said Renault Espace!
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Dec 2008, 12:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

At last, some palletised goods the movers can...

At last, some palletised goods the movers can f:mad:k up with no one minding...
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Sep 2008, 14:45
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

So in conclusion, yes, your bum does look big in...

So in conclusion, yes, your bum does look big in that.
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Sep 2008, 10:54
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

If you think this looks uncomfortable you should...

If you think this looks uncomfortable you should see where it is plugged in...:eek:
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Aug 2008, 13:24
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

They look like they've blown a seal.

They look like they've blown a seal.
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Jul 2008, 14:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

For the Jetblasters amongst us: So, if the...

For the Jetblasters amongst us:

So, if the troops crawl at exactly the opposite speed to the tank will it take off?
Forum: Military Aviation
29th May 2008, 12:09
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

20 years later, Top Gun 2's budget failed to live...

20 years later, Top Gun 2's budget failed to live up to that if its prequel.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th May 2008, 13:16
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

Oh, oh, oh, oh, staying alive, staying alive!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, staying alive, staying alive!
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Feb 2008, 07:17
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

Right, finally escaped. Without further ado.... ...

Right, finally escaped. Without further ado....

In 3rd place with the ever popular, "Cut that Polish chit-chat!", brickhistory.

In 2nd place (and only because it's what I thought when I saw...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Feb 2008, 07:39
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

Winner to be announced later today, assuming my...

Winner to be announced later today, assuming my meeting doesn't go on for ever (which it has a high likelihood of doing).
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Feb 2008, 10:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

Gripping his newly detached arm, Brian realised...

Gripping his newly detached arm, Brian realised wire did not make a good substitue for bungee cord.

or

As the Seaking passed 70 degrees AoB Brian had a serious sense of humour failure.
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Feb 2008, 09:13
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

How about this? ...

How about this?

http://www.link2content.co.uk/images/Rescue.jpg
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Feb 2008, 07:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

So long...and thanks for all the fish.

So long...and thanks for all the fish.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Feb 2008, 12:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

Anyone....?

Anyone....?
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Feb 2008, 09:11
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

Hollywood's adaptation of the Hornblower series...

Hollywood's adaptation of the Hornblower series had a few technical inaccuracies.
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Jan 2008, 08:19
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

It's the day after 'tomorrow evening'....Server...

It's the day after 'tomorrow evening'....Server obviously got the better of clicker . :(
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Jan 2008, 13:08
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

I'll have any 2 from the top, 1 from the middle...

I'll have any 2 from the top, 1 from the middle and an Order of the People 1st class please Carol.
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Jan 2008, 09:50
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

Jeff was really pleased with the new bandoleers...

Jeff was really pleased with the new bandoleers for the Mk8 Ninja Star, much better than the old '58 pattern kevlar pocket.
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Jan 2008, 09:30
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

Colin wished he'd been born another 2 inches...

Colin wished he'd been born another 2 inches taller, then he too could be awarded the Red Star with Oak Leave, Gold Clusters, Crossed Swords, Inverted Dragon, Diamond Studs and Bar for Long Service.
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Nov 2007, 10:15
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

...and all because the lady loves Milk Tray.

...and all because the lady loves Milk Tray.
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Nov 2007, 10:52
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

"It's OK, I'll just engage the diff lock and I'll...

"It's OK, I'll just engage the diff lock and I'll be out in a jiffy!"
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Sep 2007, 10:18
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

"That Yellow Jersey is mine this time...

"That Yellow Jersey is mine this time Mutley!"
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Sep 2007, 14:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

Bloke sitting on intake, "Oooh, look at me! I'm...

Bloke sitting on intake, "Oooh, look at me! I'm a marine!"
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Sep 2007, 11:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

"Tragedy! When your budgets gone and your legs...

"Tragedy! When your budgets gone and your legs aren't long it's tragedy!
When your jet's too high to reach the sky, it's tragedy"

- by Steps....:E
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Sep 2007, 10:21
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

Seems Mach the Knife is AWOL. Anyone else have a...

Seems Mach the Knife is AWOL. Anyone else have a photo they'd like to contribute?
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Sep 2007, 15:02
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

Dude! Hehe, our helmets are touching, hehe....

Dude! Hehe, our helmets are touching, hehe....
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Aug 2007, 10:47
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

I'm a lumber jack and I'm OK. I hold men's...

I'm a lumber jack and I'm OK.
I hold men's choppers but I'm not gay.
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Aug 2007, 07:06
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

By the power of Grey Skull....I have the POWER!!!!

By the power of Grey Skull....I have the POWER!!!!
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Aug 2007, 10:51
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

"You know boss, I reckon our flying school would...

"You know boss, I reckon our flying school would get a lot more custom if we removed the corpses from that plane"
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Aug 2007, 09:17
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

When they said, "Decend and maintain Flight Level...

When they said, "Decend and maintain Flight Level tree zero"....
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Aug 2007, 08:43
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

Just to get it in before anyone else: "So...

Just to get it in before anyone else:

"So Bloggs, how do you think that went?"
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Aug 2007, 08:38
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,995,632
Posted By c-bert

"It's alright Sir, I think she's picked up the...

"It's alright Sir, I think she's picked up the scent."
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