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Old 27th Sep 2007, 14:43
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When I said we need some Mechanized Infantry, this is NOT what I had in mind!!
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Old 27th Sep 2007, 15:07
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Old 27th Sep 2007, 18:14
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As the government desperately tries to play down the latest street crime figures, Raleigh unveils its new Shoppa-Bike.
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Old 28th Sep 2007, 05:14
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Eurofighter reveal what they WERE going to do with the guns from the Typhoon
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Old 28th Sep 2007, 09:13
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"If you don't stop singing "Daisy Daisy" I'm pointing this the other way"
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Old 28th Sep 2007, 10:43
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Now if only we could afford some ammo after blowing our budget on the new wheels...
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Old 28th Sep 2007, 13:09
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'SWO takes action after reports of excessive noise at playtime from Cranwells Initial Officer Training Course'.....
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Old 28th Sep 2007, 15:43
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Having been personally responsible for doubling the PVR rate overnight, the officer Loader organises a welcoming committee for anyone else who tries to get off the train.
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Old 28th Sep 2007, 22:49
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"Overstretch" never C/T Smith and SAC Prolapse knew at the end of their shift that they would be able to deliver a serviceable frame of some sorts airworthy or not
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Old 28th Sep 2007, 23:54
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"RAF Regiment cuts begin to bite"
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Old 29th Sep 2007, 01:03
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In keeping with the "two force" doctrine the Army demonstrates it's replacement for the RAF.
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Old 2nd Oct 2007, 12:23
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The uprated Formula 1 version makes extensive use of kevlar. Oh and...
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...a Phalanx gun!
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Old 2nd Oct 2007, 17:32
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NOTHING was going to get between Tomkins and Bloggs and those last two pairs of size 8 desert boots.
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Old 3rd Oct 2007, 00:19
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"Ok Rear Gunner; We'll get you a gunsight and some wings on this tomorrow!"
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Old 3rd Oct 2007, 08:16
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As the RSPCA dog-pound workers' strike moves into its fourth week, 1000 troops are recalled from Basra to mobilise the MoD's ageing fleet of 500 Green Doggess straycatchers.
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Old 3rd Oct 2007, 08:49
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Privates Smith and Jones failed to understand the message, 'shoot off to the NAFFI for the buns'.
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Old 3rd Oct 2007, 10:51
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And if you pass the fast jet assesment you get a two wheel front element ||
Be lucky
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Old 3rd Oct 2007, 10:56
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The new pre-DHFS streaming element for Apache suitability attracted plaudits for its low cost, but critics considered its predictive reliability rather low.
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Old 3rd Oct 2007, 11:16
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But boss, I thought you said you'd got me a job on the new Tri-DENT!
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Old 3rd Oct 2007, 11:20
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The Regimental RATTS (Recoil Assisted Tricycle Training System) replaces pedal-power with fire-power, and is popular with fat NCO's everywhere.

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