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Old 4th Feb 2008, 16:13
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I bet his baseball cap reads ..... Remove Before Flight.
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Old 4th Feb 2008, 16:52
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John Player dozed off in the smoking area after his after lunch cigarette.
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Old 5th Feb 2008, 07:10
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The Herc Loadie has just discovered air-conditioning..............
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Old 5th Feb 2008, 08:33
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Stowaway fools airport security.......again!!!

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Old 5th Feb 2008, 09:11
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Hollywood's adaptation of the Hornblower series had a few technical inaccuracies.
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Old 5th Feb 2008, 10:16
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Following the inter-service theme:

"Midshipman Easy was excited about his exchange posting to the RAF, but was baffled at the way the junior service rigged their futtock shrouds"
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Old 5th Feb 2008, 11:11
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MOD's AD for New Recurits

War can be a Lark sometimes

Enjoy the Sun, Sands and the occasional Bullet
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Old 5th Feb 2008, 14:14
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ZZZZZZZZZ............. Dreaming of an easy life......

British tax payer's cough up again for Prince (airmiles) Andrew Private Jet trip around the USA......... just Bliss...........
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Old 7th Feb 2008, 07:12
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Judging tonight!
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Old 7th Feb 2008, 07:59
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Prune was 23 years old when he took to his hammock, saying, "Give me a shout when JPA phone back."

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Old 7th Feb 2008, 14:06
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The bailiff made himself comfortable, having chosen which bit of kit to confiscate in settlement of HeliAviator's court case.
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Old 7th Feb 2008, 20:39
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The proposal for the Nimrod R1 replacement featured an interesting broadband dipole antenna with a novel method of rapid operator-controlled beam steering.
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Old 7th Feb 2008, 23:14
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Here come de judge

Rapid Response prize to Green Flash for ... CSAR in a less technological age.

Top JPA joke from adr ... Prune was 23 years old when he took to his hammock, saying, "Give me a shout when JPA phone back."

But the winner is brickhistory .... The Alaskan Air Force updated the tradition of disposing of tribe members who grew too old..................

All yours, bricks
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Old 8th Feb 2008, 00:19
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With a humbleness not usually associated with me, I accept the hono(no 'u' sorry)r.



Try this one:

 
Old 8th Feb 2008, 05:40
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Gulliver discovers Lilliput has an airforce.
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Old 8th Feb 2008, 06:23
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"Wondering if I can get it to do a dump and burn that the Ozzies do"
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Old 8th Feb 2008, 06:34
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Between gigs, Donny Osmond would be found playing with his model aeroplane collection....
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Old 8th Feb 2008, 08:00
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The aircrew might have found it cramped, but the armourers found it a doddle to bomb up...
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Old 8th Feb 2008, 08:30
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Airframe maintenance was a doddle with a tube of Airfix glue.
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Old 8th Feb 2008, 08:38
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Looking back to his teenage years, locking him in a padded cell with aircraft models proved to be the root cause of Gordon Brown's aversion to the military.
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