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Old 31st Jan 2008, 15:02
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Does My Bum Look Big In This?
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Old 31st Jan 2008, 15:13
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ok, *drumroll*

3rd place: GPMG "For gods sake man, I said that I wanted a couple of Chi-NOOKS, Not a couple of Chink-NORK"

2nd place: adr "Neat job, mate! How'd you do it? Copy a photo?"
"Not at all. You know that redhead squipper in ? Dark hangar, floodlight on a tripod, trace the outline."
"Have you--"
"You're not having her number."

WINNER: TyroPicard

fifi the temptress flies again...

Semper fi "always faithful", she could be faithful to me with a shape like that...

wd TyroPicard
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Old 31st Jan 2008, 20:14
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The Marines roll out their first 'L' fit Heli.
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Old 1st Feb 2008, 11:54
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Stunned I am .... hope to post something this evening
TP
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Old 1st Feb 2008, 21:57
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Have a go at this one....

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Old 1st Feb 2008, 22:03
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CSAR in a less technological age.
 
Old 1st Feb 2008, 22:34
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You want me to drop what kind of bomb?
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Old 1st Feb 2008, 23:23
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Mythbusters took on the scuba diver being sucked up by a water tanker gag.....



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Soyent Green is people!
 
Old 2nd Feb 2008, 01:36
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"Thank you for calling the JPA helpline, all our operators are busy at the moment, however your call is important to us and we will have a representative answer your call shortly".

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
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Old 2nd Feb 2008, 14:11
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"Our airline thanks you for flying with us and apologises for the overnight delay to our scheduled departure time. However, overnight sleeping arrangements have been made for all passengers."
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Old 2nd Feb 2008, 16:50
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"Can someone turn the fan on?"
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Old 2nd Feb 2008, 16:53
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Top Gun, the alternative, and not so happy ending. Maverick takes a rest between flying shipments of rubber dog poop.
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Old 2nd Feb 2008, 19:27
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Pilot to CoPilot: " has that groundcrew chappie popped out with the chocks yet...we need to make our slot"
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Old 2nd Feb 2008, 19:33
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Ryanair trials its first fully flat bed for Bussiness Class...
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Old 2nd Feb 2008, 21:00
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The Alaskan Air Force updated the tradition of disposing of tribe members who grew too old..................
 
Old 3rd Feb 2008, 08:35
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Pilotspals calenders for females were never as popular as the male ones
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Old 3rd Feb 2008, 15:28
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"No Charles, when I said I need a new 'Wing Man', that's not exactly what I meant!"
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Old 4th Feb 2008, 15:03
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If in doubt, rack out.......
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Old 4th Feb 2008, 15:41
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Following a spate of minor procedural breaches on the apron, the company stepped up its security and installed sleeping policemen on all its jets.
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Old 4th Feb 2008, 15:49
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Nobody believed Cpl Johnson about the size of the spiders on the flight line in Belize, until he failed to return after refuelling one day.
 


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