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Old 6th Mar 2008, 21:57
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Well, he could at least take the bl***y brakes off!
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Old 6th Mar 2008, 22:11
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The latest round of defence cuts meant the engines were not allowed to start up until just before take off.

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Navigators take direct action!
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Old 6th Mar 2008, 22:42
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The Tonka crews demonstration to the world of their "Fast Jet" capability convinces no-one.

P1
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Old 6th Mar 2008, 22:47
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"No-one move 'til we get another 20 hiviz jackets"

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Old 6th Mar 2008, 22:54
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Breaking News:
20 Tornado Pilots pull without once mentioning that they are Tornado Pilots



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" Ere, Chief, we thought you was 'avin a laff when you said we was gonna get pulled off by the aircrew!"
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Old 6th Mar 2008, 23:31
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Bloke in Hi Viz jacket
"Why are you pulling that rope?"
Bloke in white T-shirt looking back,
"Have you ever tried pushing a rope"
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Old 7th Mar 2008, 00:14
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The 'green' movement has gone too far!



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The Polish Air Force misunderstood the line requirements for the RC-controlled competition.......................
 
Old 7th Mar 2008, 01:11
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RAF version of the civvie pushback was brought in on a trial basic at Marham.
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Old 7th Mar 2008, 06:38
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Top Gear demand a rematch but this time with some 'handicaping' on the jet.
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Old 7th Mar 2008, 07:19
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It was becoming clear to the troops that the new BEngo's concept of leaning was just a shade different to the one that their airships had envisaged.

or.

"Well sir, I thought it was a jolly good idea at the time as we could do away with the need for an MT section, save lots of pounds, and get the troops ready for the fitness test at the same time.......the medics say I should make a full recovery in about 5 yrs sir " .
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Old 7th Mar 2008, 08:39
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Whilst testing out the latest Action man accessories.

"And look here Jones, if you pull this cord you get an annoying voice that says "I'm a fast jet pilot....love me"
 
Old 7th Mar 2008, 09:52
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The government's latest cost saving idea of a recoil start jet engine was not the success they had hoped.
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Old 7th Mar 2008, 11:04
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Chief - Are you sure the new battery will arrive tomorrow?
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Old 7th Mar 2008, 11:08
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"Listen up, despite the uniform ban, the RAF will be represented at the Peterborough Carnival.

Someone make sure the guy sitting in the front seat has taken off his name badge."

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Old 7th Mar 2008, 11:11
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I know there's defence cuts going through but, ffs there must be an easier way to get landed jets off the runway and back to the pan!
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Old 7th Mar 2008, 12:55
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The new RAF Fitness Test was a little more challenging than its predecessor.
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Old 7th Mar 2008, 13:01
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Oi! - selecting the airbrakes out isn't helping!
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Old 7th Mar 2008, 13:32
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Well, we baited the hook with charisma in the hope of catching a pilot, but look what we caught instead!
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Old 7th Mar 2008, 14:08
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"I told you we shouldn't have diverted to Manchester. These ba$tards will steal anything!"
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Old 7th Mar 2008, 15:58
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These defence cuts are really beginning to bite, when I joined we used to have enough fuel to fly them, now we can only afford one hi viz jacket for the whole towing team
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